"I have large amounts of Among Us potion right here," Nagito said."Yippee!" Chiaki cheered.
But then, something weird happened, the world froze as the gang fell out of the time machine.
"We were in the time machine this whole time?" Maki asked.
"... You were only in there for two minutes," Kazuichi explained.
Then, the gang sighed and went back to the zaza hut, where the poly weed trio would prepare their honeymoon. They hadn't had it yet.
"What if we went to the pizza place from toy story?" Chiaki suggested.
"The pizza planet? That sounds nice," Maki smiled.
"Pizza." Izuru stated.
Then, the weed trio went to the pizza planet and had lots of fun. They went to the arcade, and that was when Miku and Ena decided to spy on them.
"We'll need disguises," Miku explained.
"Right," Ena agreed as she and Miku went up the stairs to Miku's room.
They pulled some different colored zaza powder out of a drawer and got to work. Miku put down her pigtails, and Ena covered herself in peach colored weed. They put on more normal clothes, and then they were ready to spy.
"Stop beating me in farming simulator," Chiaki said to Izuru, who was farming so much that he could solve world hunger.
"Why do they even have a farming simulator emulator here anyways?" Maki asked.
"I don't know, but it's pretty nice," Chiaki smiled.
Meanwhile, Ena and Miku were ordering absurd amounts of food while watching the weed trio.
"Wait... That's one... two... three... four pizzas?" Ena asked, "We can't eat all of that."
"Yes, we can. Just try," Miku said.
Then, the waitress came to their table, "Is everything alright?"
"Yeah, can we get one more piz-"
"No! I can't take this anymore! Stop ordering pizzas!" Ena shouted, sadly.
"Would you like something else...?" The waitress began to get worried.
"Yes, actually, I see you have cakes on the menu, I would like two of them," She began to whisper, "To distract Miku from ordering pizzas."
"Alright then," the waitress smiled and left to get the order.
Back in the arcade where Chiaki was playing games, there was a minor inconvenience. Chiaki was so invested in her game of pop the lock that she was kidnapped without even noticing.
"Chiaki!" Maki shouted.
Chiaki began to realize that she had stopped pressing the button, "...huh? Did I smoke too much weed again?"
Then, from behind, someone kidnapped Izuru as well. This left Maki all alone.
At the table where Miku and Ena were sitting, the two were enjoying their food.
"This pizza is banging," Miku stated.
"Truly," Ena agreed.
Miku happened to glance towards the arcade to find Maki panicked. "Do you see Maki? She looks like she lost her weed."
"Yeah, it seems like it," Ena said, continuing to munch on her food.
It was all fine until the normal music stopped, and they were surrounded in silence with a bit of chatter from the people around the two.
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The Weed Gang Lore
AdventureA crack fic about Maki, Izuru and Chiaki finding Zaza and meeting unexpected friends, but when the world puts obstacles in their way, like a dimension wide ban of Zaza, it's up to the weed gang to save them all, because we all know no one could surv...