N x J story

Lets get this over with

Uzi and V were in the pod getting ready for the one thing the two bonded over the most, Anime. A whole weekend of non-stop anime's manga readings and fanfic contests. Uzi just brought a ton of movies and shows, and V brought so oil and other robotic snacks for the weekend.

Uzi: WOOO! I am so excited for this weekend.

V: Damn right girl we are going to have the best time in all of copper-9 history.

Uzi: Ok which one should we start with?

V: It doesn't matter there all amazing.

Uzi: You're right. Let's start with a classic "Death note".

V: Oh yeah, a whole anime about a psyco killing hundreds just by writing their name so awesome.

Uzi: Hell ye-

J: I REFUSE TO KEEP LETTING HER COME IN HERE AND ACT LIKE SHE LIVES HERE!!!

N: WELL LOOK HERE J ITS NOT YOUR CALL ANYMORE YOUR NOT OUR BOSS ANYMORE, "BOSS"!!!

J: DO YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK SHE DOWN THEIR RIGHT NOW WITH V! V! SHE MUST HAVE INFECTED HER WITH SOME SORT OF VIRUS CAUSE THERES NO WAY V WOULD WILLINGLY HANG OUT WITH A BITCH LIKE HER!!!

N: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND LIKE THAT!!! BESIDES YOUR THE ONE WHO LEFT THE COMPANY JUST LIKE ALL THE REST OF US!!!

J: OH PLEASE ONLY BECAUSE YOU MADE ME WITH THAT STUPID "ARE WE WORTHLESS" SPEECH!!! AND BEST FRIEND PLEASE WE ALL YOU WANT TO FUCK HER, ITS PAINTED ALL OVER YOUR FACE, YOU WANT TO FUCK HER DON'T YOUR N, HUH YOU SICK FUCK!!!

N: OH GO FUCK YOURSELF J!!!

J: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!?!

V: They're at it again.

Uzi: Just ignore it, and let's just watch the show.

V: How? We can barley hear it over all the screaming.

Uzi: Just turn up the volume.

They do so but the screaming continues and the two give up the tv cant go any louder and the shouting is just so much worse. Uzi and V get so fed up with it they run upstairs and smash into the room to see J and N about to kill each other.

J: COME HERE YOU FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT!!!

N: TAKES OINE TO KNOW ONE BITCH!!!

Uzi: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!! Knock it off.

V: we are trying to have a relaxing weekend and watch a ton of anime and you two are just screaming at each other like theres no tomorrow.

J: Well he-

N: But she-

Uzi: SHUT UP! I don't want to here it honestly its like you two are holding something back

V: Yeah like some sexual tension. Would you two just fuck and get it over with.

Uzi: well I wasn't thinking that but you know.

J: Ok no there is nothing between me and this idiot!

N: Oh like we never had that "thing" all those years ago?

J: Oh shut up thats ancient history. And besides you're the one who broke it off.

N: Yeah after you abused me through the whole relationship.

J: Again it was only one or two slaps.

N: You bit my whole damn arm off.

V: WHAT THE FUCK J!!!

J: Oh shut up!

Uzi: Thats it!

Uzi and V step out of the room and lock the door.