The Nit Babies

Stinky separate lives

rachel was a poor noble little girl who every single second of the day, dreamed and breathed having nit children with her "soulmate" Oscar.

Oscar was a shitty little know it all. Who also happened to be a mommas boy. Oscar had brown hair and bright blue eyes that BURNED into the body when looked at. In everyday life, his big ass ears affected him

And everyone around him. He stole all the yummy sound waves, causing every other person to suffer. Besides from being a mommas boy, Oscar didn't have much to offer in general.

On one eventful day of daydreaming, rachealhappened to bump into the dashing Oscar. Shocked and in awe, she collapsed due to him taking her breath way. She was sure he was her truest love yet, after all, she never stopped thinking about him.

Everyone but Oscar rushed over to help rachael. Oscar in fact, threw a piece of gum in her direction, getting stuck in her hair.

It was now, 4:20, an hour since she had left school. rachael noticed the piece of bright pink gum stuck to her hair. Assuming it was Oscar's she had cut it out, storing it in a little lunch bag. Staring at her now choppy hair, she let herself daydream of sharing gum with Oscar, spitting it into each others mouth. rachel slowly drifted asleep to the growing world in her head.

Oscar sat up, wide awake. He had been sat staring at his wall for at least an hour now. No thoughts in his fat ass head. Listening to the air as his ears were so big, he would even hear the non existent. He decided to be productive as he's a little pissy baby. He stood up and adjusted the blue shorts he had been wearing. He had decided. He was going to give his mummy a big wet kiss.

"Mm I love you kisses mummy. They're the best" said Oscar

"Thank your little darling oscy poo. I'm so grateful to have a little angel like you in my life" his mother, Gertrude, exclaimed

As if he had been called, Oscar's older brother, WALTUH, came in to join the group kissing session. This was regular for them.