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Food jokes

Q: how do you know if a chef is a clown
A: if the food tastes funny
Q: why were the ants jumping on the jam jar
A: because it said: twist to open
Q: what does a Irish man get after eating Irish food
A: Gaelic breath
Q: what do you get if you cross an apple with a selfish
.A: a crab apple
Q: where do bugs go to watch the big game
A: Apple bees
Q:why don't they have toilet paper in KFC
A: because it is finger licking good
Q: what do you cal a pig thief
A:a ham burglar"