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Padfoot
OOOOOOHHH MOONYYYYYY

Moony
Not rn pads
There's a motherfucker in my woods and I think I'm gonna steal his shit

Padfoot
?????
okay 😀

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Padfoot
uhhhhh tonks

Wolpentinger
hm?

Padfoot
is he fr?????
like is moons abt to rob someone

Wolpentinger
LMFAOOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀
probably not
well it deoneds whor thwrw

Padfoot
aight
brb

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Padfoot
sooooooo
whos on ur farm

Moony
Well first of all he's not on my farm
He's in my woods
Different things
Secondly who the fuck decides to go into private woods in the middle of the night
Fuckin idiot
His name is dylan because obviously his parents didn't love him

Padfoot
💀💀💀💀💀NOT DYLAN
btw moons r u sure ur only 17???

Moony
Very sure
Also he has this nice necklace that i'm going to take

Padfoot
so ur stealing from him bc he came into ur woods?

Moony
Well that plus a few other things
He's notorious in town for being an asshole
Rude to the local librarian
And this isn't the first time he's decided to come into my woods and get wasted with his little friends
But that's fine bc I'll just steal his nice jewelry

Padfoot
ykw fair enough
i'd probably do the same
actually i think i'd beat him up

Moony
I try to avoid hurting people when I can
Though I wouldn't call myself a pacifist
More like a do no harm but take no shit kinda thing
Anyway I'm gonna go terrify the shit out of this fuckin kid
We'll speak momentarily

Padfoot
oh shit😦😦😦😦😦
good luck moony
don't get caught

Moony
Nah I don't get caught
Ever
Getting caught's for losers

Padfoot
alright i'm gonna need you to be nice to me 😤😤😤😤😤

Moony
No 🖕

Padfoot
worth a shot ig

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Padfoot
some dude named dylan apparently came into moons woods so now he's gonna steal the bastards jewelry

Wolpentinger
DYLAN DID FUCLIMG WJAT
WHAY AM IFIOT LMFAP
MOONUS GONNA KILL HIN LOL
I FUCKING HAYE THAT KID

Padfoot
oh😀😀😀
well then i hope moony beats his ass

Wolpentinger
ofc what di yoy dake him for
hes the towns local cryptis lmao

Padfoot
well isnt that something
kinda hot ngl

Wolpentinger
i fuckin told yoy
he lives un the wiods qnd has eyes that reflect like wild animals lol
pls he's like 2m and most ppl in town have bever actually seen hom
hrs rlly good at beinf invicinle 4 a 2m dudr

Padfoot
ooooo😳
cryptid🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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Mapp
Hey Sirius I need some help with the potions essay
Come by my dorm?

Mutt
em im so sorry you had to find out this way
but
oh i'm so sorry em
i'm....
i'm dogshit at potions 😔😔😔😔😔😔
you'll have to ask james 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

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