South Park x Reader Oneshots

Part 1 - Clyde x !Gender Neutral! !Nerd! Reader

Bully x Nerd story time ( >:))) )

!DISCLAMER/TRIGGER WARNING!
There will be some bullying in this book, but there shouldn't be too much of it. I've made sure to keep it on a low level with some name calling but no psychical abuse. There will be usage/takings of cigarettes.
Also please don't judge me because I use 'Once upon a time' etc, I just don't know how else to start it off   T-T (suggestions in the comments are always welcome! <3 )

3rd Person POV
Once upon a time in the small Colorado town of South Park, there lived a popular jock named Clyde. With his athletic prowess and good looks, Clyde was adored by his classmates and even admired by some teachers. He was on the top of the high school social ladder, known for his charm and confident demeanor.

One day, as fate would have it, Clyde's path crossed with that of a timid nerd named (Y/N). (Y/N) was a genius with an incredible passion for science, comic books, and all things nerdy. They often found solace in the school library, hiding away from the prying eyes and relentless teasing of their classmates.

From the moment Clyde laid eyes on (Y/N), something stirred within him. There was an inexplicable pull that drew him towards the nerd, but he couldn't quite understand the nature of these feelings. Unsure and frightened by the unfamiliar territory, Clyde decided to protect his fragile ego by masking his emotions with bullying.

Walking up to the small nerd with his gang behind him, snickering and giggling behind him Clyde called out to them. "Hey nerd, what are you doing here all by yourself? Nobody wants to sit with you"? He snickers, nudging Craig's side who stood beside him.

"Like that's anything new". Craig says, laughing along with his friends. Clyde chuckles deeply, turning to Craig to give him a high-five. "Good one Craig". They laughter dies down a bit to small giggles and snickers.

(Y/N) shakes their head disappointedly, looking back down to their pile papers from the previous class, ignoring them and their comments. But this didn't sit right with Clyde. Clyde slams his hands on the table, making you jump from the unexpected loud slam.

"Do you have a problem"?! They reply, a bit aggravated. Clyde scoffs, smirking as he turns to his friends then back to (Y/N). "Yeah, I do". He raises his brows, looking them up and down. Clyde leans away from the table, crossing his arms. "Get up nerd". He says in a demanding tone.

(Y/N) chuckles deeply, "Really"? They roll their eyes cockily. "No". They say confidently, looking back down to their papers. Clyde furrows his brows, gripping onto his arms as his anger rises by (Y/N)'s stubbornness. "Get up, now"! Clyde exclaims, getting a few stares from inside the library.

(Y/N) scoffs, grabbing their things before standing up and throwing their backpack onto their shoulder. (Y/N) walks up to Clyde, getting in his face. "You could've asked nicely the first time." (Y/N) looks Clyde up and down before speaking again, "But I can see you have no manners."  (Y/N) walks off to another table, sitting their stuff down onto it then taking their seat.

Snickering, curses, ooh's and 'damn' 's were whispered from Clyde's friends behind him. He turns to them with an angered look before turning around, grabbing the chair harshly and pulling it out so he can sit with his feet propped up onto the table.

Clyde's friends sit down with him, talking softly about what just happened and giggling with each other. This only makes Clyde more upset, but he just rolls his eyes and scoffs, groaning here and there.

<<<<<<<Time skip to after school>>>>>>>

(Y/N) sat peacefully on a small bench located close to the school, reading a book as the sun beamed down on their body, illuminating the books pages and the subtitle features on their face.

Clyde walked with his friends, talking and laughing happily as a few of them smoked on some cigarettes. Craig nudged Clyde," Hey. Isn't that (Y/N)"? Craig pointed out (Y/N) to Clyde. Clyde smirked and crossed his arms, looking at (Y/N) from afar. Tweek pushed past Craig a bit to get a better look, "Hey yeah, it is". He said as he twitched here and there.

Tolkien piped up, blowing out the smoke from his lips," What should we do"? Tolkien asked his friends. "We should go kick their ass". Craig said with a smirk plastered onto his face. Clyde hit Craig's chest with the back of his hand, "No, just leave this to me". He says as he walks towards (Y/N). "Pft-, yeah, whatever". Craig mocks teasingly, putting up his hands as he makes fun of Clyde.

"Hey (Y/N)". Clyde cooed teasingly, shoving his hands in his jean pockets. "Hey Clyde". (Y/N) says, continuing to read their book before furrowing their brows and turning their book into the sun. "Hey, could you move? I can't read with your big ass fucking shadow in the way". Clyde laughs, "Ooh~. Feisty." He chuckles, turning to his friends. "Yeah-, we'll I'm trying to read". (Y/N) says quickly, annoyed by Clyde's presence.

Clyde snatches the book out of (Y/N)'s hands, and (Y/N) scoffs. "Are you serious? You're acting like a child right now". (Y/N) groans. Clyde puts a hand to his chest, looking at them with a fake sincere face. "Oh I'm sorry." He apologizes fakely then chuckles. "I just wanted to talk but I can tell you're not interested". Clyde teases, crossing his arms as he holds onto the book tightly.

(Y/N) looks away from him, "Clearly". (Y/N) says underneath their breath. "Look nerd." Clyde pulls a pen out of his jersey pocket, opening the book and writing something on the book's insides. "Wait- what are you doing"?! (Y/N) exclaims, standing up as they fear for the state of the book since they didn't own it.

"Relax nerd, your precious book is fine". He drags out the last word, tossing them the book. (Y/N) catches the book in their hands, holding onto it tightly and flipping through the pages for any graffiti. "Yeah, but this book isn't mine, it's the schools".

Clyde felt his stomach drop a bit, but quickly brushed it off by a scoff. "Whatever, it's not like they'll care anyway". He says, trying to sound cool. "Yeah, but what if they do? That's your ass pretty boy". (Y/N) instantly regretted letting that slip, mentally slapping themselves for calling him 'pretty boy'.

Clyde chuckles softly, feeling a bit flattered by (Y/N)'s compliment. "Right..." He smiles softly, looking them up and down. Things started to get awkward quickly, Clyde shifting his weight and coughed to fill the silence. "Anyways uh..." He starts, but quickly withdrawing. "See you tomorrow, nerd".

"The fuck..." (Y/N) whispers as they watch Clyde walk off with his friends.