The Weed Trio went to a banana field for their new honeymoon. Ena and Miku put their disguises back on in order to spy on them and make sure they don't get kidnapped again.
The Weed trio walked around the place as Chiaki started playing with a banana. She put pencil marks on it and squished it. Once it broke open, she decided to put tape on it.
"What is Chiaki doing?" Maki asked.
"...No clue," Izuru replied.
Chiaki continued to squish it when it popped open and started leaking.
"Throw that away!" Maki demanded.
"No."
"Why not?"
"It's a good stress reliever."
Maki almost threw up when Chiaki taped it up again and continued to squeeze the banana.
"It can't get worse than that..." Izuru explained.
But it could. She decided to drink it like a go-go squeeze.
"That's it. We're no longer a trio," Maki frowned before actually vomiting.
"No, I want one too. You either accept the go-go bananas or leave," Izuru stated.
"Fine... I guess I'll have one too," Maki sighed, her face turning green at the thought.
The trio shared the banana squeezes while Miku and Ena watched from behind, absolutely flabbergasted.
"D- Did they just drink a banana?" Miku asked.
"Why... Why would they do that!?" Ena cried.
"How despair inducing!" Nagito called from the vents.
"Huh? Why are there vents in the banana field?" Ena asked after calming down.
"The vents are..." Nagito laughed, "EVERYWHERE!"
"E- Evewywhewe!?" Ena almost passed out, knowing that she was constantly being stalked.
"Why are you here anyways?" Miku asked.
Nagito giggled, "I can help you stop the nana squeezers."
"Really?" Miku cheered.
"Yes," Nagito smiled.
Meanwhile, Maki decided that she'd take the trio to a restaurant instead of the banana field.
"We should go to the restaurant down the street," Maki suggested.
"Okay..." Chiaki said while slurping the rest of her banana.
The trio went to the restaurant, which didn't have any bananas. Obviously, the other three followed.
"Could I take your order?" The waitress, who happened to look oddly similar to Ena, but different colors, asked.
"I want zaza flavored sandwiches, Izuru wants... bananas, and so does Chiaki," Maki sighed.
"...We don't serve bananas," the waitress awkwardly smiled.
"Then... I'll have pink lemonade," Chiaki sighed.
"Bink lemonade?" The waitress corrected.
"...huh?" Chiaki questioned.
"I'll have zaza flavored spaghetti then..." Izuru interrupted.
"Alright, that's a total of 35,000,000 doubloons," The waitress smiled.
The gang looked at each other in silence.
"Oh, that was actually thirty-five doubloons. My apologies," the waitress explained.
"Wait... I also want a crab," Chiaki said.
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The Weed Gang Lore
AdventureA crack fic about Maki, Izuru and Chiaki finding Zaza and meeting unexpected friends, but when the world puts obstacles in their way, like a dimension wide ban of Zaza, it's up to the weed gang to save them all, because we all know no one could surv...
