1. "Dudes be like: I want a girl sexy as hell, long hair, fat ass, big breast... What the fuck do you think this is? Build-a-bitch workshop?"
2. " You should learn to appreciate my personality. It isn't easy making up for your complete and total lack of one."
3. " I'm a polite person, I'll tell you excuse me and shut the fuck up in the same sentence."
4. " TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE WHORE you're at school, not Jersey Shore. You're a slutty, orange mess PLEASE GO FIND A LONGER DRESS."
5. " I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch? Bitch."
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