today i was on a live stream cosplaying as a gummy bear with a six pack and a tie that said vegan on it. telling everyone to stop eating them. and i invited lana del ray over me and her are best friends since she was born i was a few years older then her. she was helping me out telling everyone that eating dogs was bad and south Koreans should stop. ( no hate south Korea u guys r hot.) after the live stream was over i sat down taking a break i took off the costume but kept the tie . i need lana to pull me for a kiss. i love her and she must love me. i might have baggie tits but lana likes holding them when she see's them. she likes having men around but i get jealous of them because only i can have lana del ray she and i are meant for each other. i pull out my ukulele and scare them off.
" aren't you going to take off your tie" lana said. grabbing it
i blushed. and looked away.
" come on don't be shy " she said
leaning in for a kiss then the words UWU slipped out of my mouth
" you know what to say at the right moments my dear" she said
omg is this what love feels like... wait no she is my friend and she is just playing with me. ugh my feelings for her are getting stronger but this moment i want it to never stop .
" im shy " i said
" don't be baby girl" lana said. lifting up my chin up. i stared at her eyes
i put on my maid outfit just for her. we started making out then she stop.
" i can't do this my boyfriend would be mad" she said.
" wait you got a boyfriend " i said
" yea his name is shrek he is a hot sexy man " she said
she showed me a photo and man he was hot
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how can i compete with that he be like shakira his hips don't seem to lie. gosh how can i win lana over him. but i need a plan. i need to get lana to love me.
" yea thats him and me and him are going out today. im so happy" she said.
i felt apart of me break when she said that. how can she be happy with that thing. like wtf he eats animals. i got to make a plan to get rid of him.
"can i join you guys for your date " i said.
" not we got some alone time plans today " she said.
" alright" i said and went to the bathroom and cried.
2 hours later
i got out of the bathroom and saw lana left already i got out my emo sweater i knitted with cotton. it said" gay rights don't matter" and with a emo emoji. i made a plan to kill shrek because lana had to be mine...
