Kk pov
Im a propa fuckin slag, any time, any place love a good shag, throat well trained you know i never gag. I was in the north of england because thats where all the fags are and I stumbled across this sexy little emo in a dva bodysuit called Sawdu Plushia who also makes really peng music about guys like me who have a pink ice dildo, a metaphor for the white guys with a pink cold cock- like me! So I waddled into his place, gave him the freshest monk baldu trim ever and I slid my delicious 8 inch 'pink ice dildo' into his fruity zesty homoerotic skittle bundahole because im so true. The mushroom tip of my erect penis felt slight resistance as it tried to enter sawdu's oiled ass, but once it was in, it was in. Sawdus bubble but bounced up and down, like peppa does in muddy puddles, and the sheer volume and force of sawdus bum is enough to send the earth 2000000 light years away because of its volumptuous mass and density in comparison to the earth. Sultry, seductive, sensual sawdu allowed his slagalicious booty to go up and down on my metaphorical but physical 'pink ice dildo' and as he did that, the entire pink ice hotel began to shake and collapse (bum issue)
The end uwu
