A Reader Joke

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*This chapter has only one joke. If you want more, read my book:
"📚FANDOM JOKES😂*"

HOW NORMAL KIDS GET IN TROUBLE:
Kid: *watches tv 5 hrs strait*
Mom: stop watching tv!
Why can't you be like other kids who reads once in their lives?!?!?!?
Kid: your not gonna stop me.
Mom: *turns tv off*
Kid: *almost faints*
Mom: *puts book on the shelf thinking the kid's too small to reach it when they are not and leaves*
Kid: does she think I'm three
or something?
Kid: *takes remote & starts watching*
Kid: *five minutes later... Crying,
"It's Over?! Why, WHY!?"
Mom: *comes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW I GET IN TROUBLE:
Me: *reading 5 hrs strait*
Mom: stop reading! Why can't u be a normal kid and watch tv?
Me: your not gonna stop me.
Mom: *grabs book*
Me: *almost faints*
Mom: puts book on a shelf thinking
I'd be too short to reach it and leaves
Me: does she think I'm three, or something?
Me: *takes book and petting it, "I'm so sorry!"
Me: reads 5 minutes and finishes it
Me: *crying, "why does it have to end?!"
Mom: *comes in*
Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHA

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