The Chronicle of His Holy Nick

An account of a past battle

It was a time of suffering, it is indeed an incredible time. It is when scholars rejoice when great man roamed his kingdom when the great beast of wonders is free when those dwelling within the four seas rest in peace and harmony. The battle that has once stained this tranquil realm has marks that have long faded away, fading away, into the sunset, into an abyss of people's minds, long forgotten, long forlone and forgone. What is left within these wounds are the springs of hope, a new kingdom, led by a new ruler, who passed new laws, and bring forth a new world, a renewed one. I was with him, the divine savior, when all of such started, when the world is torn into chaos, when those that are blasphemous attempted to rebel, to resist us, to resist our purification! But alas, they are gone, gone I say!

The past is a gruesome one, it is a terrible one. It is when corrupt officials extend their filthy tentacles into the pockets of every peasant, every prole, every worker, every laborer. They have contaminated the air around them, with their presumptuous spirits, and their conceited manners. Our god, our true lord, the divine nick, despises some. His benevolence cannot cover what those have done, one of their disgraceful actions. He has risen an army of thousands, convincing those that are skeptical to join to his side, and those that are faithful to him to swear his allegiance. The world is originally cynical, unconvinced that, and I take leave to say, little Nick, with his little army and little supplies, could alter the world. Yet, they are the ones to be prove wrong.

In the beginning, my hopes were swayed, and I am unsure of whether our minuscule forces could withstand the battalion of resistance. I have once asked him: "Oh, the great nick, though are intentions may run straight, and our morals be strong, how come we defend ourselves, how can we withstand the forces of tyranny and treachery!". The holy one merely looked back at him. Smiling, saying: "These are merely the forces of the blasphemous, they stood no ground against our army! Our numbers be thin, our strength be weak, yet our resistance be not futile. Soon, others will see, others will hear. We shall unravel the intrinsically vile nature of our enemy. Soon, they shall be alienated, soon, with enough determination, those forces shall be conquered ". Still, I remained skeptical, responding: "Yet, my good lord, are those that you speak of enlightened enough, are they able to see through the veil and lies and deception that the modern world imposes, and to join our side?". He merely responded: "If those that we aim to protect are entrenched within their own blissful existence and ignorance, were they to be contented to be used as tools, they would process no value within redemption."

The first horn of war has been blown. Our forces be swift, and, with great capacity, and glorious leadership under our true savior, the divine nick. As swiftly took over the city of Toronto. Under his steeds of steel, what used to be known as Canada has fallen, fallen from the hands of those vicious tyrants, fallen from its status of being treacherous. The actions of Nick be swift, and within mere hours, north America has fallen, fallen into his righteous hand, the divine nick. As the tides of war has turned, more followers have been gathered. The divine nick welcomes them all with open hands, greeting his comrades with the utmost respect. It is by this that his forces has grown, his fleets became great, his forces boast in strength, his silos filled to the brim with the most advance of ballistic missiles.

Soon, The Divine Nick, alongside his magnificent army, has made great progress. Through his men's arduous labors, through many nights deprived of slumber, through many days entrenched within fear, fear that they shall get shot, impaled, or reduced to ash, our divine savior has liberated the lands of Eurasia from the tyranny of the previous government, has brought forth independence within the lands of Africa, and have enlightened those that have once disbelieved him. The divine nick, with his great army, has asserted control over a majority of our planet, and a new age followed.