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Q: why was the rooster so unhappy
A: he had only laid once by his mother
Q: why are pubic hair so curly
A: so don't poke your eye out
Q: did you hear the sale at the presidents day
A: the pants are half
Q: why are the cows sad
A: because the cows couldn't moo anymore
Q: why haas that man died on the terrace
A: because he had jumped of a terace