It was a day. the day was v rainy and wet. I can remember this like it was for teen yrs ago bc it was.
I wasnt born in a hospital no my mom likes to give birth the natural way so she gave birth to me in baby alley but now we call it cat alley but it used to be baby alley bc I was born their. I was born bald and I was named clean nail but since it raineded all over me so now they call me rusty nail. it's v mean and sad but I think it's funny so it's ok
so like 12 days after I was borned my mom left me in a big empty house to live by myself so that way she could like wit the 'love ov her lyfe' Cameron Dallas who was like 7 at the time omg so creepy. so I've lived by myself for long time but my neighbor keeps good watch over me but I just hope he doesn't get to attached to me bc I mean I am pretty great but he's toold 4 me.
one day when I was only one year old this guy barged into my house and wanted to steal me but I karate choped him out of the house through the window and screamed for 911 but I guess they didn't hear me so now the stealer guy lives outside near my friend eds house and I am missing a window and now wen it rains my house gets soggy
since I lived all lonely I had to get food so I grew a orange and banan and cherry tree so I only eat the natural stuff so I am v v v v v v healthy I make smoothies and drink them since I didn't have teeth yet but it was hard to teach the trees to pick the fruit off them so my neighbor Ed helped me but lyk I said he's getting v attached to me
