Dear Diary....

This is the begining of the end

Dear diary,

Hello my name is Jane. This is my diary.... Well here we go.... My mom died 1 year ago and my dad thought it would be a good idea to keep a stupid diary. Well... Now that we've gotten that out of the way... I'm 12 and 1/2 you can forget the 1/2. My dad says I act like I'm 20 but... It's just... I don't know me! Well now my dad should be happy... He has now wasted 5 minutes of my life.... Thanks!

Tootles!!

Jane