The day I chose Royal Ass

The Break up *dun dun dun*

So I was kidnapped and put in a fairy security prison.

And then Farquad came up to me and said, "TIme to get to know your personal map."

Then the towns welcome-song came on. He lead me up the stairs and I watch as his ass jiggles.

Making my disco stick ignite. 

Then he lead me up to a large luscious bedroom. Donkey was in some leather lingerie on the bed. His disco stick was oddly stiff.

My man boobs were really happy the sight of donkey. I had some reaalll pointy nipples.