CartMind FanFic

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Cartman wakes up. Yawning while running his slim hands through his silky, soft hair. His deep almond eyes widened as his mother called him down for breakfast.

Quickly, he put his 24k gold hoop earrings in and ran down for breakfast. "Hi pookie bear!! Ready for breakfast on your first day of highschool??" His mother said with a warm smile.
"Shut the fuck up woman." Cartman snapped back.
"Go make me a sandwich and bring my Ipad 69 Pro max so i can watch nicokado and trisha collab."He demanded with a powerful fiery gaze.
With a sigh his mother obediently stomped to their messy, unorganised kitchen. She gathered the ingredients plus some mercury and some elephant laxative. His mother slaps everything in without forgetting to spit in his sandwich.
Cartman shouts from the grotty lounge.
"Hurry the fuck up woman before i kick you out!"
His mother launches the sandwich at his head but it gets stuck in his massive quadruple chin.Cartmans mood was set for the rest the of the day: horny.

At the school bus stop cartman meets kyle, kenny, stan and quandale dingle. "hi guys i bet you missed me over the holidays because i'm so kewl " cartman says after squeezing out a long ,juicy fart. "stfu" comes a reply from kyle. then kenny says "damn you look hot but aren't you cold cartman?" cartman reply's "sluts don't get cold byotch". After that, the bus finally arrives .

When they get to school everybody was nervous, everybody but cartman of course. Cartman had spent his whole life surrounded by friends who loved him dearly and girls' drooling all over him. He remembered as he used to impress them with his butt cheek beatboxing. He had this first day in the bag he thought to himself. As he walked through the halls to his first lesson he saw a large group of people huddled around somebody. He violently pushed his way through.

Only to see a sexy, jaw dropping character in front of his flabbergasted face.....

It was... a guy with blue skin and soft looking lips. His emerald orbs were filled with rage, as he look over at innocent cartman.  Cartman tried to avoid eye contact but the boy's hand caressed cartmans chin. "What d'you think you're doing, pretty boy?" He said with a smug look on his face.
Cartman blushes by the feeling of the guys hand.
"Fuck of you blue balled bitch" Cartman let a massive juicy fart out on his way to class; some people swear they saw some poo fly out.