Me: *Falls through the sky with Error, Ink, Nightmare and Killer.*
Error: HOLY S#&T!!!!
Ink: Ouch.
Killer: Where are we, *my name*??
Me: We... Uh... Wait. Don't tell me.
Nightmare: Tell you what?
Me: We're in the "Spongebob Squarepants" show.
Error: Oh, no.
Me: Oh, yes.
Ink: Why are you happy, huh, *my name*?
Me: I can ship squidbob and force Squidward and Spongebob to kiss.
Ink: No.
Me: Yes.
Ink: Can I help, *my name*? I love squidbob.
Me: Yes, you'll be able to help blindfold them.
Ink: Sweet.
Error: *grabs Ink by the arm and pulls him away* Nuh, uh, he's NOT doing that.
Me: Have some fun for once in your life, or are you a chicken for fun?
Ink: Phff, she called you a chicken!!
Error: *stares at me in anger* Rude much.
Me: Just telling the truth.
Killer: So, what do we do?
Me: We walk over! Duh.
Nightmare: "DuH" shut up, *my name*.
Me: You shut up!
Killer: How about you BOTH shut up? How's that sound?
Me: Hmph.
Nightmare: *walks away towards Bikini Bottom*
Error: Okay...?
Ink: Lol.
Error: Shut up.
*we all walk over to Bikini Bottom to be confronted by Spongebob himself*
Spongebob: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm rea--!
Me: Oh, hey, um...
Spongebob: Hi, I'm Spongebob! What's your names?
Error: My name's Error.
Killer: Name's Killer.
Nightmare: My name's Nightmare.
Me: My name's *_____*.
Ink: And my name's Ink, but glitchy here calls me "squid"! ~
Error: Shut up, squid.
Ink: Make me! ~
Error: *silent*
ink: Hehe ~
Me: You're just begging for him to kill you, aren't you, Ink?
Ink: Yep.
Me: Lol, wish you good luck, heh.
Ink: Wait, wha--
Error: Just you wait, Ink. I'mma beat yo a$s.
Ink: Oh, Sh--
Spongebob: Why are you guys cursing?!!!
Me: Because, we can lol.
Ink: Spongebob, can you kiss Squidward?--
Me: WHAT THE HE--
Spongebob: What the?--
Me: INK, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!!--
Ink: Why not?--
Me: *whispers in his ear* Because, Spongebob can find out that we ship him and Squidward together, which is very much illegal here, okay? So, you cannot say things like that here.
Ink: OH!! Right, sorry, my bad.
Me: It's fine.
Spongebob: So, are you guys new here, or...?
Me: Uh, yeah, we're new! Can you show us around?
Error: I don't think--
Me: Shut up, Error.
Spongebob: *silent*
Error: *silent*
Me: Now, give us a tour, right now, sponge.
Spongebob: Actually, it's--
Me: Give. Us. A. Tour.
Spongebob: Yes, ma'am.
*part 2 coming soon*
YOU ARE READING
If I and some of the Sans AUs was in Bikini Bottom
Hài hướcBasically if I was in Bikini Bottom.
