The unconscious friend the banana was carrying looked at you as if you were a saint. He then recognized your voice as his eyes widened more. "Has the Dancing Banana killed anyone before??" He asked eagerly as if you were his ticket to survival.
"Well he actually almost killed me with a car battery, and also the time the studio set on fire and I almost got mauled and trampled by a forklift... And also the time I had to save my dad from being abducted by a cantaloupe..." You rambled slowly getting surprised on how much you had to put up with a single banana.
"But before we discuss pay I the great Y/N should put you somewhere safe!" You began dragging him into the burger shop. But somewhere from the shadows a pair of predatory eyes watched the man like prey.
*ding!*
The emo carrot perked up excitedly and then slouched in disappointment as he recognized you. You place him on the pink booth as he rests on it instead of sits on it. "So how much are you paying me?" You say sipping your cold water.
"Everything I have!" He said nervously.
You laugh "Relax, relax it's fine I'm not America with it's outrageous healthcare!" You smile and sip your drink. "So what's up with you and the banana?" You say as you sip your drink.
The strange person sighed, he needed to play it safe. "We are, friends...?" He said like a question. "Woah you guys have friends?" You say jokingly sipping your drink maintenaning eye contact.
The person thought this was a passive aggressive threat and began sweating more. You noticed this responding with a panicked "Oh, no no I didn't mean to get you worried man chill." You felt bad for whatever happened to this man... His legs probably are a goner.
"Man do you think you can walk after whoever did this to you?" You say feeling pity for the person. You pull out some clean napkins from your pocket, and pass it to him.
"You look like you're going to cry no offense, here have a napkin." You smile and extend an arm to the silly, conscious, friend. He then smiled and began to silently tear up while smiling.
"T-thankyou so much, so since I was asleep can you tell me your name?" The person asked. You smiled "My name is Y/n nice to meet you." You extended a hand towards the stranger. He shook your hand still shaken from the events that happened.
"Well my name is Strawberry Waffle!" He said beaming despite the events that happened. "I'm a private investigator responsible for taking down criminals to reclaim this section of this land." He said seriously, his eyes burning with passion.
"Ha, you actually did a job interview? I got to not even do an interview!" You laugh. He begins pulling out handcuffs as a joke.
"Woah, woah it was definitely a joke!" You say playing along waving your hands. " Haha I'm definitely going to arrest you for breaking the law!" He said grinning.
"Man, we should be friends!" Strawberry Waffle giggled. "Yeah sure now I have two friends!" You exclaim happily.
The atmosphere was light, fun and energetic as both of your problems escaped your mind and the two of you were now talking about if the ocean was a soup until...
*ding! *
The silly, goofy atmosphere was replaced with a one full of tension.
You hear the click, clacking of footsteps...
*Click, clack, click, clack...*
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