The beggining of the cool

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(Anakin Skywalker has invited Ahsoka Tano and Obi-Wan to the chatroom)

Obi-wan:What the huh is this place?

Anakin Skywalker:It's called a chatroom Benny.

Obi-Wan:Hey it's obi-wan until episode IV.

Ahsoka Tano:Interesting.

Anakin Skywalker:I knew you'd both be into it.

Obi-Wan:I never said I was intrigued

Anakin Skywalker:SHUT UP AND LIKE THIS PLACE OLD MAN!

Obi-wan:What has my padawan become?!?!

Ahsoka Tano:I have no clue.

Anakin Skywalker:I have become a cool guy yo.

Ahsoka Tano:Ummmmm..... just yelling at old people and saying yo doesn't make you cool.

Anakin Skywalker:What do I need shades? *puts swag glasses on*

Anakin Skywalker: SWAAAAAAG

Obi-wan:You just look and sound like an idiot.

Anakin Skywalker:DIDNT I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP OLD MAN!!!!!!!

Obi-wan:*Runs away crying*

(Obi-wan has left the chatroom)

Ahsoka Tano:That was interesting.

(Anakin Skywalker has become Anakin Slywalker)

Anakin Slywalker:Like the hip name S to the N to the I to the P to the S yo.

Ahsoka Tano:I'm chatting with an idiot.

Anakin Slywalker:I thought Obi-Wan left the chat already,OHHHHHHH BURN!!!!!!!!!

(Obi-wan has turned invisibility mode off)

Obi-wan:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ANAKIN!!!!!!!!!!

Anakin Slywalker:I said you were and idiot.What you need to turn your hearing aids up OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Obi-wan:That was a rhetorical question.Anakin I'm reporting you to the council.

Anakin Slywalker:For what old man?

Obi-Wan:For marrying your "wifey"

Anakin Slywalker:WHAT?!?!?!

(Padme Admidalla has been invited to the chatroom by Padme Admidalla)

Padme Admidala:Yo peeps.Whats the haps?

Ahsoka Tano:Oh no,are you trying to get in with the cool too Padme?!?!

Padme Admidalla:I already am cool.

Obi-wan:DID ANYONE NOTICE SHE INVITED HERSELF TO THE CHATROOM?!?!?!?!

Padme Admidalla:Don't read too much into it.

Obi-wan:WE ONLY HAVE TO READ IT ONCE TO SEE IT!!!!!

Padme Admidalla:Annie,can you do me a huge favor and grab a clone blaster and stun obi-wan?

Anakin Slywalker:Of course *stuns obi-wan and drags away unconscious body*

Padme Admidalla:Thanks honey!

Anakin Slywalker:No problem,I wanted to anyways but didn't think you'd approve.Now let's get you into your shades and start the cool empire.

Padme Admidalla:*puts on sunglasses and stands back to back with Anakin with arms crossed*

Ahsoka Tano:Oh dear.ITS THE END OF THE WORLD EVERYONE FLEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Anakin Slywalker:COOL SHALL RULE THE GALAXY!!!!!*Runs around flailing arms above head*

Ahsoka Tano:Oh dear.Im going to pack my stuff and move to hoth before it gets to out of hand.

(Ahsoka Tano has left the chatroom)

Anakin Slywalker:Let's go Wifey.

Padme Admidala:Ok

(Chat goes inactive)

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