"uwu" a strange voice said, behind you. you turned qaround and due to you being in a forest all you could see was the trees. you decided to get back into your sleeping bag and head to sleep but you couldn't. You heard a laugh from the same direction. You couldn't resist but get your flash light and look through the forest. You turned on your flashlight and you started hearing a ring in your ears. You walked further into the forest and heard some eating noises. You looked through the bushes and there was a strange man eating cheese.
"what the fuck" you say, confused.
"see the stars they're shining bright" he said.
"yeah, that's weird." you said "it's very bright."
it was kinda awkward.
"i'm martin lee gore from depeche mode"
"oh, why are you dressed as a rat"
"idk"