whatever! // xikers gc

three

man-lover <3
> guess who just got a dateeee

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> there is NO WAY that SEEUN got a boyfriend before i did
> the only thing that will fix this is if i kill myself

soom
> babe let's be real...
> you wouldn't be getting a boyfriend any time soon :/

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> and why is that

soom
> babe
> you have no rizz whatsoever

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> is it because i'm neurodivergent

soom
> YES IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NEURODIVERGENT
> OH MY GOD

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> damn
> okay :/

soom
> but not in a bad way, it's charming in its own way
> maybe someone's ideal type is a socially awkward little shit

👁👄👁✨️
> putting it out there that i adopt introverts as an introvert

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> just say you don't like me so that i can be delusional in peace

👁👄👁✨️
> i could never say that, junghoon :(

man-lover <3
> gross
> anyways yujun gave me his personal contact and we're meeting up tomorrow

ssik
> whatever you do, DON'T go home with him
> he's dangerous and WILL take advantage of you

man-lover <3
> mhm thanks for the 'warning'

민재
> oh my god you're gonna make out with him

man-lover <3
> of COURSE you DIMWIT
> am i just gonna hang out with him or something??? like a loser???

soom
> you're awfully brave to say this in the gc

man-lover <3
> my mom didn't raise a bitch
> yujun baby, if you're reading this, i'm ready for you <3

민재
> damn junmin baby, me next

minnie
> ew, no

민재
> damn

soom
> absolutely no rizz from ANY of you 💀
> you think i won jinsik over by relentlessly flirting?

ssik
> you did

soom
> of course not!
> i was a gentleman and treated him with love and respect

ssik
> you called me baby for 3 months until i eventually agreed to go on a date with you

soom
> listen

ssik
> i'm exposing you for the loser you are

yechan-ah ♡
> we knew this tho :/

soom
> I'M NOT A LOSER???
> i'm literally so cool
> you're just jealous

ssik
> nahh
> it's admirable tho :3
> how cool you are <3

minnie
> i hate couples so much
> likeeee shut up already

hunter.
> bro is lonely

minnie
> i am single.

man-lover <3
> omg i have an idea

민재
> no murder

man-lover <3
> i no longer have an idea
> but i still think we should kill off jinsik and sumin hyung
> because they're gross and in love and weird about it

ssik
> pretty sure if you guys met up ONCE you'd probably fall in love
> i've met junghoon before and even though he doesn't consider me 'one of the boys', i'm actually quite fond of him
> so make a move, hyunwoo