Chapter 2: I do what I want to

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Heyyyyyy. Told you I would update. Sorry it's a month and 8 days later (not that I'm counting), but please, my life is very busy, very hectic, very drama-filled, and very, very, very petty, dramatic, annoying, Karen-type people filled. Please bear with me through my time of mental distress. Enjoy!

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~Kira's POV~

After the whole Sexy Jutsu thing, we all head home. I hop through the trees to my house and growl.

When I get my hands on Kakashi, HE'S DEAD!!!!

I walk in to see Kakashi sitting on a chair, looking at the door. Apparently, he'd been waiting for me. I shiver. Kakashi grins.

"So, I heard you had a nosebleed. Why is that?" he asks.

"Wow, no 'Hello Kira, how was the program?' or 'I'm sorry for leaving you in the middle of nowhere for no good reason'?" Kakashi rolls his eyes.

"Why did you have a nosebleed?" he asks again. I blush as I remember everything that happened earlier today.

~FLASHBACK TO 30 MINUTES AGO BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Because I can~

"Transform!" There's a gust of smoke and suddenly, there's a female Naruto standing there with smoke covering her... ahem... feminine parts.

Even though I know it's Naruto, I can't help but have a nosebleed.

What is wrong with me?! I really need to stop reading those books. But they're so good~

Naruto transforms back and starts to laugh. "Ha! I got you with my Sexy Jutsu! Did you see that, Kira-Chan?" he asked, turning to me. He gasped. "K-Kira-Chan, you're having a nosebleed! Wait, did my Sexy Jutsu work on you?"

Everyone turned to me. "U-Um... n-no... I was just... thinking." I lied. Kiba smirked.

"About me?"

"In your dreams, Dog Breath."

~FLASHBACK OVER~

Kakashi raises an eyebrow. "So...?"

I narrow my eyes. "How did you even find out?"

"I spoke with Iruka."

"So you already know what happened?"

"..."

"So you don't exactly need to hear what I have to say."

"I'm so proud of you."

"... What?"

"You're finally embracing your more perverted side." He wraps me in an embrace.

"Uh, Dad, stop, this is embarrassing."

"You called me Dad! You haven't done that since you were five." I push myself away, heading for the stairs.

"Night, Dad!"

"Night."

~TIMESKIP TO THE NEXT DAY BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Icha Icha Paradise~

I walk into the classroom and plop down into the seat next to Naruto. Iruka walks in and says we have to do some test thing. I don't really pay attention to him since I'll pass anyway. I'm too OP not to.

I walk in to see Iruka and some other guy sitting at a desk in the center of the otherwise empty room.

Whoa- That weirdo is giving off some real creepy vibes-

"Alright, let's see the Clone Jutsu." Iruka interrupts my thoughts. I nod and, instead of doing plebby stuff, I decide to be super OP and do the Shadow Clone Jutsu. Iruka and Weirdo Guy look shocked for a moment before passing me. I grab a black ninja headband and head out, announcing that it's Naruto's turn.

"You got this, Naru!" I encourage on the way out. "Just... don't do your Sexy Jutsu, alright?" Naru grins.

"Alright! I'll pass for sure, believe it!" I smile.

"Will do. I'll be waiting outside for you. See ya!" I start walking and raise my hand in acknowledgment.

~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY: I dunno, you find an excuse~

I start looking for Naruto, seeing as he didn't come back out the usual way. I finally spot him. He's talking to that Weirdo from earlier.

What was his name again? Mitsuki? Mizuyo? It was Mizu- something. What's he telling Naruto? He looks super sus, not gonna lie. Wait- where's Naruto running off to now? And why is Mizubish smiling? 'Mizubish'. Has a nice ring to it... NARUTO! I GOTTA FOLLOW HIM!! WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S GONNA DO! IF HE'S GONNA PULL A PRANK, I WANNA BE A PART OF IT!

Little did I know that, during my inner monologue, Mizubish had spotted me. And he knew he would have to deal with me. One way or another. Because to him, I was just a useless pawn in his plan. It didn't matter what happened to me. As long as he got the Hokage's scroll.

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Um.... So for the long wait. I finished this awhile ago, but accidentally forgot to post it. So here ya go. Anyhow,

Why didn't Naruto go the usual way?

Where did he run off to?

Why is Mizubish so sus?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 12, 2023 ⏰

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