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hyunjin the rizzler

Hyunjin:
GUYS
IM THE ORIGINAL RIZZLER
GIMME THE RIZZ

Seungmin:
You need the rizz by asking for it?

Hyunjin:
YES!!
I'm wooing a girl with my charms ;))

Minho:
Okay, Mr. Rizz rizzlering rizzler of rizzletown
What are you up to?

Hyunjin:
I told you
I'm gonna woo a girl because I'm a charmer

Jisung:
Oh mA GAAAAAA
YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF A NOONA?

Hyunjin:
I might be le oppa here 😎😎

Jeongin:
Ew french kboo

Me:
I-
Okay.

Seungmin:
He's a 10 but he has an oppa kink

Hyunjin:
You think I'm a 10? 😏😏

Seungmin:
No, you oppa kinker

Jeongin:
AYO NO ONE SHAMES THE OPPA KINK HERE

Changbin:
JEONGIN OH MY GOD
YOU HAVE THE OPPA FETISH?

Jeongin:
Well
Um
So does Park Seonghwa but do we shame him?

Minho:
Good point

Hyunjin:
Guys she's so pretty i will cry

Jisung:
Guys I have an idea

Changbin:
Here we go again

Jisung:
Stfu trapezium
Okay so
Since Hyun is gonna cry
What if we collect his tears and store it for future purposes?
Would it be called...
Tearwater harvesting??

Me:
Jisung get some sleep

Seungmin:
And what would be the future purpose?

Felix:
Maybe watering the plants with that?

Minho:
Something tells me you guys failed science

Hyunjin:
Omgggg I'm so whipped for herrrrrr 😩😩😩

Felix:
What's her name?!

Hyunjin:
Hani 🥰
Look what she sent me!!!

Jisung:
HYUNJIN THE ULTIMATE RIZZLER

Me:
Hyunjin...
😔😔😔😔

Seungmin:
Fyi, this is what consummate means, genius