BoJo's Bizarre Adventure

The beginning

Mal: GO, GO, GO, PUUUSH, PUUSHH, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE SAMMY JUST A LITTLE DEEPER!!

Sammy: SPLOOOGE... There, we got the couch through that damn door.

*Maroon walks into the room* 

Maroon: What the hail is going on here? Why are you guys making weird sounds, you're making me feel... Weird :(

Sammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP MAROON... You are a pest and deserve to be stepped on just like the rest.

Mal: Now hold on Sammy thats pretty mean, even though he's a Mexican wetback, doesn't mean you should pick on him.

*Sammy proceeds to shut the fuck up, then Hyper walks in*

Mal: Jude the dude, hows it going buddy, did you finish your Twix McFlurry ?

Hyper: DON'T CALL ME JUDE, JESUS. AND I DON'T EAT THOSE YOU STEEEWPID WANKUH.

Maroon: Talk about British.

Hyper: TALK ABOUT MEXICAN, GOD YOU GUYS HAVE PISSED ME OFF FOR THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME, IM OUT OF HERE... DON'T EXPECT ME TO RETURN.

Mal: Hyper, we've done this before, you're going to leave for a few weeks and then return JUST to tell us that you might not see us again, then stay anyway.

Hyper: ...God I hate it when other people are right about me and my problems >:(

Sammy: Hey Maroon, whats that in your hand??

Maroon: Oh, its my friend, a piece of fried chicken, its very nice to me. 

Mal: OH GOD ITS MOLDY!!!!

*End Chapter*