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1. I died.
2. I was preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
3. I went temporarily blind.
4. I got kidnapped.
5. My cat ate it. (This has actually happened to me.)
6. A bear attacked my sister/brother
7. My little brother/sister fed it to the dog.
8. My little brother/sister ate it.
9. My house caught on fire.
10. I robber stole my backpack.
11. I got stuck in the dryer.
12. It got sucked up by the lawn mower.
13. The monster in my closet licked it.
14. My dog burried it.
15. I don't know. (Say it real sarcastically)
16. I had cancer.
17. Ummmm........
18. (enter friend's name) wouldn't let me copy.
19. I do not know of this homework which you speek of.
20. I got stuck in an elevatore.
21. IT BLEW UP!
22. Huh?
23. I thought you were kidding!
24. (Blink and then run away as fast as you can.)
25. I sneezed on it.
26. (Point at the person next to you) He didn't do his homework either! But are you questioning him? NOOOOOOOOOO! (Walk away angrily muttering about how unfair people are.)
27. (Scream)
28. I don't know what homework is. (works best if you say it with a confused face.)
29. I. . .don't. . .know.
30. I got ubducted by aliens.
