*The squad is over at Winter's house*
Qibli: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Winter: ... N-No...
Winter, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Qibli, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Moon: I see a-
Winter, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Qibli: Oh, well I-
Winter: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Winter, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Kinkajou: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Turtle: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Winter: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Winter: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Winter, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Winter: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Turtle, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Winter:
Qibli: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Winter:
Winter, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Winter: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Qibli: >:O language
Moon: Yeah watch your fucking language
Kinkajou: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MOON THE FUCK WORD?
Turtle: 'The fuck word'.
Turtle: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Moon: Oh my god they censored it
Turtle: Say fuck, Turtle.
Moon: Do it, Turtle. Say fuck
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*The squad right before Winter's wedding*
Qibli: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Moon: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Kinkajou: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Turtle: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Turtle, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIAT
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Winter: Qibli, I'm sad.
Qibli: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Moon: Kinkajou, I'm sad.
Kinkajou, nodding: mood.
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Wings of fire Incorrect quotes
HumorJust some fun incorrect quotes that might include Qinter or Kinkawatcher but no promises. There will be swearing
