Winter: Good morning.
Turtle: Good morning.
Moon: Good morning.
Kinkajou: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Qibli: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Qibli: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Turtle: Tubular AF!
Moon: Mood to the max!
Kinkajou, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Winter, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
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Winter: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Qibli: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Turtle: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Kinkajou: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Qibli: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Turtle: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Kinkajou: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Moon, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Winter: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Qibli: Next time you're working out do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Moon: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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Winter: Qibli and I don't use pet names.
Moon: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Winter: Honey?
Qibli: Yes, dear?
Winter:
Moon: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Winter, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Qibli: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Winter: Orange soda, please!
Qibli: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Moon: Me too, strawberry soda.
Winter:
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Winter: What time is it?
Qibli: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Qibli: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Moon: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Qibli: It's 2 am
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Winter: I know you snuck out last night, Qibli.
Moon: Play dumb!
Qibli: Who's Qibli?
Moon: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Wings of fire Incorrect quotes
HumorJust some fun incorrect quotes that might include Qinter or Kinkawatcher but no promises. There will be swearing
