My ass is so fat to the point cushion r uncomfortable bc it's too much support
I do swimming and boxing so I'm elegant and strong and even tho I'm under the normal height I'm still a baddie
I SWEAR MY BOOBS SHRINK EVERY MORNING Also u know when u have a dream that ur falling and then when u wake up u LITTERALLY have seizure and then ur just awake 🤭
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Sometimes I think I'm depressed but then other times I'm happy so it's A OKAY.
I'm great with cheesy pick up lines.
ANYWYAS
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
I HAVE A CRUSHHHH
HES SOOO CUTE AND UNSERIOUS THAT HE DOESNT REALISE WHEN HE HAS SNOT COMING OUTI OF HIS NOSE AND HE NEVER CLEANS HIS EYEBROW DANDRUFF BC HES SO CONFDENT IN HIS APEARANCE.
He's 6,5 blonde Green orbs
Toned abs that I got to see in swimming ( that's why I do swimming )
Oop I have to go my mums here... bye diary 😍😍"
I slide my diary under my bed it's my secret hiding space MOMMA MEE MAW WALKS IN SINGING ME ME MA MONMU MMEMm em men HELLO MY LITTLE CRUMB BUM PAPA WOLF IS DOWNSTARUS MAKING U A SMURF SMOOTHIE
okay I said rolling my eyes in my teenage hormonical self
" Okay mom " I bark with my tiny angry puny pubescent teen self
I'm going out now so he'll have to make amd another one later
I'm going to see my boyfriend Bard
He's not my crush but I like him anyways
He has poopy brown hair and azure eyes When he smiles he looks like a Cheshire Cat and he has a pimple on his nose that I don't like shat showed up yesterday
We met in the toilets when we were three
DUDE I JUST GOT ATTACKED BY A FEUIT FLY EVEN THO IM NOT EVEN FRUITY... 😏
I'm actually not bitch wtf
ANYWYAS LETS TIME TRAVEL TO BARD
= with bard =
"HEY BARDIE POOPIE WOOKIE LOOPY NOOPIE MY LITTLE NOOKIE ROOKY SHOODY DOOKY"
I screamed
"Ayo wtf is this?" He said glaring at me
His friends were snickering at him from behind
"What do you mean WTF" I yelled, I'm LITTERALLY a whole ass Husky shit so you better not disrespect me little bitch"
Then he took my hand and led me to my classroom.
WHAT. A. HUNK.
Then he called me delusional and crazy but that's just his way of saying how much he loves my unique and quirky self
We ARE actually together and we have been since he threw a rock at my head when I was in Year 2 ( my teacher said it was because he liked me) so I guess he was returning my love for him after I crushed his turtle with my mini rover when I was 5
- the next day -
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT... COMMENT DOWN BELOW EITHER:
A: a school bully comes MANDY MAKEY.D THE OWNER OR KFC AND HER SISTER WHO BARKS AT HOT GUYS
B: MARCOLINA AND POLOLINO ENTER THE STORY WITH EREN JEAGER AND LEVI ACKERMAN AND TWO CRAZY FANGIRLS
