David sat in the sand, watching Lilo and Stitch abuse his over-priced surf board. He looked around, defiantly NOT looking for a certain someone among all of the lifeguards. He locked eyes with Elliot, and his eyes widened. "David? David! Stitch took a bite out of your surfboard."
Davids attention immediately (RIP JERRY SPRINGER BTW) switched to Lilo. "What!?" David sprinted over to Lilo, and then looked over at the blue creature. "st-.....sTITCH," it gurgled through wood chips and salt water. "Stitch, why-!" He held onto his broken surfboard like it was his new-born baby. "David, everything okay over h-Woah"
"Yeah, its terrible, my board is rui-," David was cut off. "Nah, dude, what the fUCK is that thing??" Elliot stared at the blue guy, wooden splinters in his mouth. Lilo crossed her arms, "What's it to ya'?" She was clearly not liking this guy already. "Oh.. uh, Elliot, this is Lilo. And, her... Dog."
Elliot tilted his head. "Oh that's... that's not..," He muttered. He looked back at David, Opening his mouth to speak again before he felt something fill his yap-hole. "Oh, Elm, I'm so sorry-!"
"AGH- Get this thing away from me-!," Elliot grabbed the blue blob of fuzz and chucked it into the Life Guard chair. "And I said FRIENDS call me that. You don't get the right."
David sat sadly with his broken surf board in his arms, watching the sigma of a man strut away with an almost feminine sass (Elliots a twink)
David turned to look back at Lilo and Stitch, but they were in the hands of a big black man. "Oh-! Mr. Bubbles-.."
David silently admitted to himself that Bubbles was quite a ferocious, strapping bald man.
"David. Where is Nani? I need to speak to her about Lilo. Her dog has been causing a disturbance again. He chased that lil red head bitch from Lilos dance class down to a gully and tried to curb stomp her. I'm starting to think Lilo is training him to do this," Bubbles expressed this with concern. David waved his hand, dismissing any ideas he'd suggested in worry.
"Bubbles, you know Nani. She's always watching after her kid..s? kids? I don't know if stitch counts..."
"Oh please, David. If she watched her kids twice as much as you watch her ass when she walks, maybe Lilo wouldn't have a big backed blue fuzzy trash disposal as a pet," Bubbles glanced over at Lilo, and Stitch who was beating a random child with his sand shovel.
After a bit more conversation, Bubbles walked away. The conversation wasn't the best, But David sure loved watching him walk away. "All that asssss.." he muttered.
David glanced at the kids, now moody. "How do I tell Nani her kid is training a killing machine...?"
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David x Tsundere OC
FanfictionDavid falls in love but can't abandon Nani, will he find the milk? Or will he just go get more
