(Did you miss Kyle's perspective?
Even if not, we're back to Kyle!)
Okay, so today was... eventful.
Everyone almost thought me and Cartman were dating.
Like wtf? How could they be so fucking dumb.
Cartman is straight.
I'll ask Stan, we have bio together for first period.
He better answer me something good or I swear to god, something bad will happen.
There is Stan.
Might as well sit next to him.
"Stan!"
"Hello, mind if I ask you something?"
"Ugh what?"
"Did you and the guys really think Cartman and I were dating?"
"I mean, yes."
"He has really gotten into shape and we all know strong man do it for you."
"BUT HE'S STRAIGHT."
"Wait what."
"NO!"
"I DONT LIKE HIM."
"Wait what did you say?"
"Uh nothing."
He just smiled and shrugged it off.
"It's not my place to tell you anyway."
"Hello students!"
"I take it you all want to know your grade?"
Oh shit I forgot about the exam!
"Well, do not worry!"
"The top of the class was..."
"Kyle, again."
"Seriously? Nobody could pass 99?"
Nice.
I smiled at the profesor.
Second period is nothing interesting, AP English.
I think we're actually supposed to get our grades too but I'm not sure.
"Welcome to AP."
"I'm your substitute teacher."
"You don't need to know my name, it's not like you're the FBI."
"Anyway, the top of the class was surprisingly the new student, Eric Cartman."
WHAT THE WHAT.
ERIC!?
BUT-
"I still need tutoring though..."
he whispered in my ear.
THAT BASTARD.
The rest of the period was boring.
Cartman got a whopping score of 100 while I was second best with 99.
I forgot to put a period at one sentence. Big deal.
It's third period.
Now instead of going to PE I have to tutor someone who is clearly smarter than me.
Hurray.
"Hey Khal."
"Hey Eric."
Might as well ask him about the "Stan incident".
"Eric?"
"That's new. I like it!"
"Yeah yeah, whatever."
"You just called me by my name, sort of, so I thought I should do the same."
"Oh."
"Anyway, Stan didn't say anything but earlier today got me thinking."
"Are you... straight..?"
"Oh uh..."
"You don't have to answer if you don't feel comfortable telling me."
"No no, it's fine."
"I'm actually omnisexual..."
"I don't know if you've heard about it?"
"It's kinda like bi."
"Well, I thought I was bi at first so that's what I tell people but than I heard about omnisexuality and it is basically bi because I am bi it's just that omnisexual is more exclusive and more specific so-"
"Dude."
"I'm gay."
"I know what omnisexual is."
There was silence for a while
"I can't believe you told the guys but not me."
"I'm sorry, it's just that Stan and Butters are bi so they were the closest and I thought they would understand."
"And the rest?"
"They walked in and heard everything."
"There was never the right time."
"I can't believe you."
I scoffed and walked away.
I think I could hear him... sobbing?
I feel bad, I do.
I was just kinda upset.
The rest of the day was blurry.
I kept thinking of his face when I walked away.
God, how could I do that.
I'm such a bad friend.
