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-Ready Ike? Kick the baby!

-Don't kick the baby!

-Kick the baby!

-Waah

-OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY

-shut the hell up before I invert your ribcage

-I still don't know what an adverb is

-OH MY GOD HE HELD MY HAND KYAAH

-I DON'T KNOW WHAT X WOULD BE

-*doodling Muichiro*

-gay gay homosexual gay

-grill me a cheese

-I'm not grilling you a cheese

-wehh

-OH PEETAH

-I wonder how many years I would serve if I blew up the school...

-my name is craig tucker. last week was my birthday. my grandma gave me a check for $100. I was soo happy. but then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in miami. we begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to peru. and so, that is why I am now in peru. if I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

-*hopeless romantic things*

-You're fucking ugly. Shut up. (To a girl in my year)

-How does an emo compliment their emo friend? 'I like your cuts g'

-'Oh my god why did I do/say that I'm so fucking annoying'

-*gazing at him*

-Please. Please kill me. I'm begging you. Please.

-WORKING NINE TO FIVEE~

-ow

-are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see(states rizz)

-so like, how is there life, how are we living, breathing, etc. and ik science can back it up or whatever, but if god isnt real how are we here? like how were we just here, did we like spawn in the middle of nowhere like roblox characters?

-Kyle's mom is a-

-*giggling and kicking my legs because an AI character called me cute*

-STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON

-*blows up pancakes with mind*

-ma fuckin pancakes...

-What is a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross country.

-why the hell was there a ceiling fan in a garden...

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