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Last Day in Uganda

"I can't believe you're leaving already ." Elder Kevin 'perfect in every way always' Price sighed, staring sadly at Elder Connor 'super heterosexual obviously' McKinley. They were outside watching the African sunset.
Connor had recently successfully completed his two years as a Mormon missionary in Uganda, having baptized dozens of Africans into the church, and was leaving tomorrow morning. Of course, there was that one time all the elders nearly got kicked out because of some lies and a disastrous pageant. Aside from its shocking tales, the pageant lacked any tap dance breaks, which was obviously where they went wrong. Nobody liked speaking of the pageant.
Connor poked Kevin playfully.
"You've only got three months of your mission left. And now you're the district leader! Enjoy it while you can, and when it's over you can finally go to Orlando." he advised.
The sunset was suddenly blackened out to make way for a bright spotlight that shone upon Kevin's face.
"Orlando," he sang to the audience that was totally not there. "Orlando. I love you, Orlandoooo! Seaworld and Disn--"
"Kevin. Kevin!" Connor bleated. "You're doing the thing again."
"I don't know what you're talking about." said Kevin, stiffly.
"Well then, Elder. It's time we got some sleep, huh?" Connor stood to go indoors.
"Okay." Kevin agreed, joining him.
They reached the door of their living quarters. Before they entered, Kevin turned to Connor.
"Hey. Tomorrow morning, don't leave without saying goodbye."
"Elder Price, I would never!" Connor started to say, but Kevin had already hurried off inside, embarrassed by his unusual show of emotion that signified he was actually more than a talking trash can.