Stalin's death!

Stalin

Stalin was the crazy leader of Soviet Union (totally not Onion)

Like I said, he had no brain whatsoever.
That pretty much describes everything.
He had a enemy named Hitler, and I think they should both be in the I-Killed-Myself-In-The-Most-Dumb-Way club.
Anyway, the two archenemies became BFFs!
I know right! Totally saw that coming after they almost killed each other.

So one day, Stalin was thinking on how he should test his soldier's loyalty.
"I forbid anyone from entering my bedroom!" He ordered.
Not really smart, because what if an assassin came in from the and assassinated him? What if he got sick and died?
I guess Stalin isn't the best at thinking ahead.

Anyway, the guards followed the rules, until Stalin here decided to do something stupid.
"Help! I'm having a seizure! Help!" He pretended that he needed help, so the guards immediately busted in.
Stalin was either happy that he could get mad at someone, or angry that his soldiers forgot their orders.

" Thanks for saving me! But I was faking, so as a reward, you get executed!" I'm pretty sure that's how Stalin said it.
After that, the guards were executed, no one came into Stalin's room, and he didn't have another fake seizure!
You'd think it would be a happily ever after, but nope! In life, there's lots of torture! Trust me.

"Help! I'm actually having a seizure this time! Help!"
Wonder who that was.
This time, the guards were more careful, and ignored the screaming.
What they didn't know, was he really wasn't acting. He was slowly dying, hanging on to his dear life.
Not like anyone cares.

Stalin kept on yelling, and it was becoming annoying, that's when the guards finally got the courage to check on him. They rushed him to the hospital, and he died three days later.
Maybe there is such thing as happily ever after!

Stalin was memorized as the violent version of "the boy who cried wolf"
I also thank him from time to time, since helped us by killing himself.

Thanks for reading my first book (or maybe you might just be looking at the cringe memes) either way, the moral of the story, is that dragons are the best! (totally the lesson)
Once again, thank you for reading my book! (if you call it one)
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lso thanks to my totally not murderous friend XVoidViewer for teaching me all this!