Inside the dark stomach of the whale, the beautiful couple were trapped in sorrow that he lost his beautiful wife. When he thought all hope was lost, he was sharted out of the whales big booty butthole of the whale. He rose to the surface and he saw the famous opera house. He tried to swim to shore but moments after he blacked out. When he awoke from his deep slumber, he was greeted by a gorgeous face. Her glasses shone brightly, not giving him a glimpse of who she really was. With barely any energy a few word came out. "Where is Ela...?" He looked to his left and saw Ela's dead body. Her head was severed, blood spewing out of her neck. A bone that was probably part of a fish was stabbing her stomach. Her arms and legs were out of place, and all but her middle fingers were missing. And when he looked at his hand, her tooth was in his hand. He kept it safely in his pocked. The mysterious figure then said calmly, "Who was she" His salty tears ran down slowly as he said, "She was my beautiful wife." The mysterious figure took her glasses off and he got a glimpse of who she was, giving him a boner. She noticed, blushed, and said "I can be your replacement, baba boy." He could not resist, even if it meant disrespecting Ela. She walked him to her house and he said "btw my name is Eb, what's yours?" "Leb" She said. He responded by saying, " Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten i see." She looked very startled, but pleased at the same time. They couldn't resist their animal urges, so she jumped on him and made out in the middle of the street. The police couldn't stop them, so the police called animal control bc they though they had rabies. They were thrown into a cage. With the tooth of his dead wife, he lockpicked the lock and they escaped. They sprinted to Leb's house and got straight to business. The next month, they bought a pregnancy test and it was positive. "Were having a baby, baby!" "I feel like I'm having Deja-vu..." He said flash forward the next 30 years they had 20 children and he sold them on a multi-billionaire on September 11th he was walking down the street and he saw someone oddly familiar "Eb..?" she said..."E-Ela????!"they ran towards each other and hugged but then his pupils shrank and his skin turned pale. She took the machete out of his back and said, "This is what you get for getting a new baba girl." He fell to the ground and took what was rightfully hers, a pen she stole from Eb's back in middle school. All 35 of Eb's kids were devastated, and Leb was forced to go back to being a stripper.
By the way the dead body was actually Mr. Beast, and the whole time Eb was holding Mr. Beast's tooth.
THE END... for now....
