I am a child.

Whelp. I'm dumb.

I have lied and lied and lied. And when I'm caught, I play the victim. Everything is about me. When I walk into a room, I like to just start talking about ME. I don't like to even check to see if there's anything else happening. I like to just talk endlessly about MEEEE. 

You guys. I'm the real victim here. My parents just don't understand how hard my life is. I have two whole hours of school every day and that's so hard becauase I only sleep like 1 hour a night. I claim to have insomnia but actually, it's because I have a computer for school and I like to sneak out of bed in the middle of the night to get it and then stay up alllllll night watching stupid videos. 

My parents are really worried about me but who cares, am I right??! I can't believe they would invade my *PRIVATE SPACE* here, like some DUMB BOY. I"m sure EVEYONE has read my 6 minute wlw story and was like, "But what about ME?!? Why can't this random fan fiction be about ME?" I'm sure all the boys who come read my stories are thinking that because everyone else is like me: ALWAYS and ONLY thinking about themselves. 

You might think that this is pretty embarrassing. Let me tell you: IT IS. I can't believe that all of my lies have been found out. I can't believe that all of my precious tik toks have been lost. I can't believe that I will have to do all of my work at the diing room table all day AND that my mom and dad will have to take my computer into their room at night time to make sure I can't get it. They have to do that because I am a CHILD. 

I'm a CHILD on the internet. Any one of you could begin to message me inappropriately and I wouldn't know what to do or how to handle it because I am a fucking child. I also couldn't go tell my parents that someone is harassing me or sending me inappropriate stuff because then I would get in trouble! So I am the perfect target for a creepy predator. I also am such a genius that I put personally identifying information on the freaking internet!

I have big hopes of one day swimming for a big university. And I think they should just give my that chance even though I refuse to do anyting to earn that opportunity. Everything is about ME. I'm the victim. Nothing is my fault. I am not responsible for my own behavior. 

Also, my brain literally hasn't fully developed yet because I am a literal CHILD.