Moon: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Winter: Several traffic violations.
Qibli: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Kinkajou: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Turtle: Also, that's not our car.
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Qibli: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Winter: You would eat yourself?
Qibli: I wouldn't even question it.
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Qibli: I actually have a black belt.
Winter: In what, karate?
Qibli: No, from Gucci.
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Moon: Why are Qibli and Winter sitting with their backs to each other?
Kinkajou: They had a fight.
Moon: Then why are they holding hands?
Kinkajou: They get sad when they fight.
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Qibli: Bye Winter! Bye Moon! Bye Kinkajou! Bye Turtle! Bye Winter!
Moon: You said 'bye Winter' twice.
Qibli: I like Winter.
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Qibli: Why are you on the floor?
Winter: I'm depressed.
Winter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Moon, please.
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Qibli: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Winter: Okay, but in my defense, Moon bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Qibli: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Qibli: I just ended a four year relationship.
Winter: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Qibli: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Moon and Kinkajou fighting from across the room*
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Qibli: So what's for dinner?
Winter, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Winter, trying to teach Qibli how to cook: You cant just live on pasta and golfish for the rest of your life!
Qibli: Are you challenging me!?
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Winter: Beet three eggs
Qibli: At what? Hand to hand combat
Winter: Must be, Moon banned swords in the kitchen, remember?
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Wings of fire Incorrect quotes
HumorJust some fun incorrect quotes that might include Qinter or Kinkawatcher but no promises. There will be swearing
