You're a prisoner on death's row at the conformatorium for a crime you didn't commit. You are also the most dangerous criminal on the boiling isles nearly rivaling the owl lady in bounty. it's your last night alive when you hear the voice of a girl...
So basically, Eda was sent to jail again but this time she was sent to court and Y/n was her lawyer.
Inspired by this:
We cut to Eda in an cage while Y/n was sitting on a chair reading the newspaper. Both were in an courtroom
Eda: Y/n, Let me out!
Y/n: (Blankly) No.
Eda: Why not ?
Y/n: Cause every time you so much as take three steps you get accused of robbing, stealing or just plain out murder and I am getting an aneurism.
Eda: Oh come one, It's only been 8 times
Y/n: The fact you think that's normal is actually scary, Eda. Eight is an concerning amount of palismans to have.
Eda: Yeah but their always false charges (Quietly) Mostly.
Y/n: Eda, Last time you APPERENTLY, slipped on an banana peel, flew to outer space, landed on the knee, where your hand landed on a knife that had just been used to stab a guy. Followed by you knocking out all of the disinfectant on every part of the knife, except the part with your fingerprints, while still removing the original killer's fingerprints. And there were accounts of you asking directions to the knee at that exact hour, which you apparently did while you were sleepwalking.
Y/n was now looking at Eda with an annoyed look.
Y/n: So excuse me of not trusting you to be unsupervised.
Hunter: We are here for the trial of Eda Clawthorne for destroying the Emperors palace.
Y/n: I BLINKED! HOW DID YOU NUKE THE CASTLE WHILE I WAS BLINKING ?!
Eda: Well maybe he was talking about Belos's sand castle.
Hunter: No, Nope tons of our soldiers are dead. Like a lot of them.
Eda; (Clicks tongue) Oh fuck I maybe an rebellion leader now.
Then Y/n banged his head on the table.
Hijinks 2: Y/n vs the giant chicken
Y/n gets an bad coupon from an giant chicken and he just wants an little TALK with the feathered bastard.
Inspired by this:
Y/n is getting some groceries from an store.
Y/n: Oh yeah and that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon.
He gestures to the giant yellow chicken outside and gives it to the Cashier who inspects it.
Cashier: I'm sorry this is expired.
Y/n turns to the chicken clearly angry.
Y/n: You son of a-
The chicken looks scared as Y/n jumps through the window onto the yellow bird.
They exchange punches for an while until the chicken starts pecking at Y/n's eyes.
The duo continue their fight as the chicken climbed an roof and the two duked it out on there.
Y/n uppercuts the chicken up of the roof as the chicken calls for his staff and starts flying away, giving him an mock wave.
Feeling very cocky, the Chicken fails to look up as the Sinner was right above him.
Y/n jumps on the bird as both are now fighting on the staff.
Y/n is knocked off but grabs onto the end as the chicken starts stomping on Y/n's hand.
The staff crashes into an railing (The palisman is still unharmed by this)
Y/n and the chicken are flung to the Conformatorium, As we cut to two guards talking.
Guard 1: I'm gonna need these by Friday.
Guard 2: Is that gonna give us enough time to cross check the-
Y/n and the chicken run straight through the brick wall and into the two guards.
Y/n drives the chicken straight through the wall of the printing room where Y/n starts bludgeoning the yellow poultry with the printer top as the printer starts making photos of the chicken's bloodied face.
The sinner walks away from his dead opponent as guards and prisoners looked at him with shock.
Y/n: Chicken (Pants) gave me an bad coupon.
The chicken returns as the duo falls from the high building with Y/n being saved as the Chicken breaks his fall.
Y/n now sure his opponent was dead, gets up and starts walking into the sunset like the hero he was.
Suddenly, we cut to the chicken as he glares at the horned witch. Silently swearing revenge for next time they cross paths.
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