Dear Journal,
Cats are very stupid. You can't believe what Oreo did today. I was sitting on the couch and she sat on the coffee table. Then, Oreo leaped from the table to the windowsill but missed and fell.
"Oreo, that was stupid of you." I said to her.
Oreo looked at me, she seemed insulted.
"What? It was. You should of calculated the distance between you and the windowsill first."
Oreo then walked into the kitchen.
I heard a crash and a cat's yelp.
I ran into the kitchen.
There was glass shattered everywhere and Oreo was standing there looking frightened.
"Oh my god Oreo!" I shreiked.
I started picking up the pieces and Oreo walked away.
"Cats are so stupid!" I cried.
