Bathroom Gala

Bathroom Love Story?

My partner in crime sloppyjoe and I decided that this needed a full story so we will be continuing with this series.

As soon as Macbeth Perry woke up she thought to herself that she needed to leave. You see, last night she was talking to her partner and realized that they didnt see her as capable to be her own person. She went to her dad, Tyler Perry, to ask his opinion and got a THREE HOUR RANT about wigs and how people on twitter need to shut up because he makes good stories. Macbeth had enough, she never got to be a normal kid with normal parents. At 4am, Macbeth took a trip to Penn Station. At 10am she arrived in Atlanta. She's planning to stay with some friends and start fresh. She broke her phone and shaved her eyebrows and now She's ready for a new beginning.

Tyler Perry wakes up at 1pm. He was excepting his alarm clock, I mean daughter to wake him up. Oh well, He goes on with his normal schedule. He goes into his Shakespeare and puts the last touches on his film and now he wonders who would play the characters. Tyler is fighting for his life to think of actors. He decides to go to his daughter's room and ask her. He enters her room and sees nothing, the whole room is cleared, empty. Everything is gone but a small note. It reads "F*** you and your mfing mama (please get that is a tupac line). I ran away -SMD!" He goes to sit down but falls because Macbeth took her furniture with her. He picks himself up and goes to the bathroom cabinet

to get a drink (Not drinking because he cares about Macbeth, He's drinking because he's struggling to think) "Of course, she takes the liquor too. F*** you."

Tyler goes back to his lab, wondering if should call the police or tell his wife, ex-wife. "Maybe I can add this to the story. This would be the perfect way to get Madea involved." He decides to tell the highschool first, just in case one of her greasy ass friends were hiding her. "If you guys find and turn in my dreadful- daughter, you get a free dinner and you get to be in my new movie."

a random kid shouts"SHUT THE F*** UP! NO ONE WANTS TO BE IN THAT S***" Another kid shouts, "ARE THERE GONNA ANY HOT LIKE SZA OR VINNIE?!" As Tyler is leaving the school he thinks, "Wow these kids are soo grateful and even is ZSA and Vinnie?" When he reaches home, he googles how to google "how to reach RZA's team?" "No i know him." "I think its SZA?"

-Skipping to them accepting the roles and stuff bc im bored-

First Day on Set was pretty good so far. They already got through ¼ of Act 1 but they needed to find Vinnie because his line was up next. Tyler walks into the bathroom to y'know..pee. As he's taking a pith he hears Stop Breathing by Playboi but its not even the full song. Out of frustration, He starts banging on the stall next to him.

TYLER: "STOP THAT!! SOME PPL ARE TRYING TO PAY THE WATER BILL!!"

Just then Vinnie climbs over to Tyler's stall. Vinnie moves closer to Perry, so close that Perry can feel him breathing down his neck. Scared Perry asks "What do you want?"

Vinnie: "I wanna help you" he says w/ a smirk on his face

-yknow where this is going-

Vinnie starts rubbing the side of Perrys neck.

Vinnie: "How does this make you feel? You like that?"

I FEEL SO FUCKING DIRTY OMGVNKJFENGVKRNBJKWRNGJKRWN-

-OMG EW-

Vinnie slowly moves his hand down to his waist.Tyler stops peeing, "Hey man, i don't want any trouble. I just want you to change the song." "I just don't like-"

Vinnie: "Shh. I just wanna help you dry off. Turn around hottie"

Tyler slowly turns around and it's like he's seen Himeros, he was immediately bricked up, hard, very aroused. At that moment it was like the stars aligned. Tyler was smiling so hard that you could see every skin flake, even his forehead lines started to show. Vinnie could see how flustered PERRY was, he just needed to make sure that he was comfortable with continuing

Vinnie: Can i- Can i put my bols in yur jaws?

Tyler Perry: Yes

Tyler Perry: Are you gonna dry me off though? I'm not into watersports

Vinnie: of course <3

He says with a twinkle in his eye as he leans in to kiss him.

Vinnie: whatever you wanna do :smirk:

Vinnie starts kissing Tyler's neck as his hands make his way to Tyler's dick

-im fighting my demons rn-

Tyler: uggh I really gotta empty my bowels rn I've been hiding it to keep the special moment *winks as his tummy gurgles 😖*

Vinnie: well shee ite now just pop a squat right behind that couch! No one will know*winks*

Tyler: what couch are tou delusional

Vinnie: no I'm just tired yawn

Tyler: lol ok perf

Vinnie:ok why are you just standing there go take a dump hot panties

Tyler: *does an act so unforgivable to the toilet lords that the porcelain God herself ascends from the pipes to take away Tyler's porcelain privileges for 2 months so he has to build a wooden one or go in a bush🥺💪💞#girlpower*

Vinnie: oh lol

*sza crawls under the stall*

SZA: Ayo, what the fuck is that smell? Are you trying to kill people?

Tyler: (while sobbing) sza please forgive me it was only one time!! I will never produce such a vile poisoning deafening nauseating smell again just for you xoxo

SZA: okay good, If this happens again then i will call the police

*Sza crawls under the stall to leave*

*wearing flip flops so her toe nails create a nice beat as they tap on the tile floor*

Vinnie: 😍 pnst puh puh puh pupu pnst *beat boxes*

SZA:*starts scraping her toenail on the ground as her other foot continues tapping*

Tyler: I got the yuh yeah I I I got the shi I e e a e I ts tissues *repeats 3 times for the chorus*

Sza: wtf did I say? Don't even speak that vile substance back into existence *stops tapping and scraping*

Tyler: I'll change the lyrics I swear!! I was trying to be relatable and real and raw😣

Vinnie: sza please🥺 this isn't you!! Come on listen to your heart and try to find an ounce of sympathy

Sza: (speechless) *continued crawling all the way out*

Tyler: Are you gonna give me a chance? I promise if you stay i wont produce such a vile poisoning deafening nauseating smell again i swear. Please.. I can make it up with dinner.. We can take things slow please. I just need some support </3

Vinnie walks over to give Tyler a kiss but the vile stench hits him

Vinnie: FUCK, man, um is it okay if i support you outside of the stall.

Tyler: follow me babycake shmootsy poo pie Bae

*Tyler goes to crawl under when Vinnie goes to climb over the wall but they're holding hands so the collapse falling into the toilet*

*the door breaks and falls onto them because Vinnie grabbed on as he fell*

Tyler: ARG

*home depot employees jog over to look at them with concern with their orange aprons before walking away gasping for air from the stench*

Vinnie: be careful cough

*Tyler gets up and in a monotonous voice looks past Vinnie at seemingly nothing and speaks*

Tyler: We really should invest in some Poo-Pourri™, the before you go toilet spray, established circa 2007

Vinnie: what the fuck are you talking about

Tyler: poo-pouree*™* to trap the fumes of my horrid droppings!!