Death park(South park)

Chapter one

AUTHOR'S NOTE

KENNY'S VOICE IS NOT MUFFLED SO HE'S GOING TO SOUND LIKE THE REST OF THE CHARACTERS.

ENJOY THE STORY

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AUTHOR's POV

Welcome to South Park Colorado. Where all the weird shit happens. For example a fatass dressing up as Hitler for a Halloween costume and to exterminate all the Jews. Grown ass men dressing up as "scary ghosts" to get rid of all the black people that moved to South Park. A dad that went on "Wheel of fortune" and just when he was about to win he ends up saying the N-word on tv.

Believe me this quiet mountain town has a lot of stupid people. Let me introduce you to the kids. The one with the blue poof ball hat is Stan Marsh. The one with the green hat is Kyle Broflovski. The one with the orange jacket is Kenny Mccormick. And the one with the red jacket is Eric Cartman.

They are all in 12th grade and are 18 years old. The boys were all sitting in the cafeteria during lunch planning on what to do over spring break.

"How about we go zip lining." Stan said.

"No way dude. Remember what happened the last time we went zip lining." Kyle said.

"Oh yeah." Stan said.

"Oh I know how about we go to the strip club." Kenny said.

"Kenny! No. That's like the 5th time you asked us that." Kyle said.

"Yeah by the way Wendy will kill me if she caught me going to the strip club." Stan said.

"How about we go bungee jumping." Cartman said.

"You'll probably break the cord when it's your turn fat ass." Kyle said.

"AY! Fuck you Jew." Cartman said.

They've been thinking about what to do but they couldn't think of anything fun to do together. School ended and they only had a few hours to pick out what they wanted to do.

They were all at Stan's farm thinking about what to do.

"HOLY SHIT BALLS YOU GUYS!" Cartman yelled.

"What?" Kenny asked.

"We should totally go Sky diving." Cartman said.

"What? No! Do you know how many accidents there's been by Sky diving?" Kyle said.

"That's what makes it fun. You don't know weather you're going to live or not." Cartman said.

"No we aren't Sky diving fat ass." Kyle said.

"Then what the fuck should we do." Cartman yelled with frustration.

They spent another hour thinking about what they should do.

"I got it!" Stan said.

"What is it?" Kyle asked.

"We should go to Vegas. I heard that they have a dune buggy adventure thing over there. I watched some videos on YouTube and they looked amazing. You can actually drive one." Stan said.

"Dude that's amazing we should definitely go there. How much?" Kyle asked.

"About $200." Stan said.

"Ok we're all in?" Kyle said.

"Yes." Cartman, Kenny and Stan all said at the same time.

"Ok then I'll rent us an Airbnb. We should also invite Tweek, Craig, Tolkien,and Clyde." Kyle said.