A/N: Uhh what? anyways, this is my first fic, cause why not? My grammar is horrible so excuse that. I also do not own Naruto all rights go to Masashi Kishimoto. This is basically just a crackfic so..you have been warned.
"LET GO OF MY ASS" Yelled the blond blushing uke.
"And if i don't?" Said the smirking raven head seme.
"i'll hit you"
"i'm so scared"
"Sasgay"
"Naruhoe"
"I will hit, and it will hurt"
"And i will keep my hand on your ass"
"No, I AM THE SEME!! MY HAND SHOULD BE ON YOUR ASS!!"
"Says the one wearing a wedding dress"
"S-shut up!!"
"Just face it, you're the uke and i'm the seme"
"NO!! I AM THE SEME! OR ELSE MY NAME ISN'T NARUTO UZUMAKI!"
"It isn't"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"
"It's Naruto Uchiha now"
"....Well shit"
"See? You're the uke"
"SHUT UP!! NO SEX FOR A MONTH!!"
"WHAT!? What am i supposed to do?!"
"NOT MY PROBLEM! use a banana or something"
And with that the blond smacked the ravens hand off his ass, and stormed off in a wedding dress.
"hn, a banana doesn't sound so bad..."
3 HOURS LATER AT THEIR HOUSE
"Naruhoe"
"..."
"Naru.."
"..."
"Nardo"
"..."
"Naruto"
"Naruto-Kun"
"..."
"Naaaarrrruuuttttooo~"
"..."
"Naaarrruutttoo-kun~"
And with that the blond sighed and, finally spoke. "yes Sasuke?"
"How long are you gonna be mad at me?"
"Until you admit that i'm the seme and, you are my waifu!"
"Alright fine. You Naruto Uchiha, are the seme and, Me Sasuke Uchiha is the uke and i am your waifu"
"YAY COME HERE SASGAY!!"
And with that Sasuke got tackled. And from the way everything turned out, Naruto is in fact the uke.
End
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Sasunaru: Naruto uke or seme?
HumorNaruto and Sasuke are married now what? (sorry for my bad grammar, i'm a loser :P) This is just basically a crackfic. Annnnd *whispers* my first fic.
