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Hello I am xXx_Deoxys69_xXx and I am gunna tell u about mah first montage. It was a cold Wednesday, April 20. I was sitting on my XXX_CHAIR_XXX when I just got the quad feed of my life on advanced skrubfare. OH BABY A TRIPLE I yelled on my first 3 kills. As I got a 4th With my ASM1 I screamed QUAD! QUADDD FEEEDD!! I FELT UNSTOPPABLE, AS I YELLED "IM UNSTOPPABLE" Into my Blazeit Beach Headset, some cheeky skrub n0scoped me. God I h8 those check skrubs always yelling about their damn KD. I was sed((2SED5ME)) So I went to Blazeit Michael's Pizza place and ordered a Large Blazeit Pizza with mtn dew and duritos, As my waiter read my order back to me I said "Damn son. That's a pretty dank order. " (2BCONTINUED?)

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