Battle The Brave! (South Park Style!!)

Battle The Brave [Pre]

[Before the story begins, I would like to throw in that my oc, Axel, will be thrown into the story! I will probably have an info book up by the time you are reading this, so for more info about Axel, go check it out!!! I would also like to announce that there will be a couple slurs in the book, such as the f-slur, n-slur, and most commonly the r-slur. I know most people say the r-slur like its now just a word at this point, but it still triggers a few people, so thats why I threw it on the list!! If anything, I will list more warnings during each pre-chapter for the readers content in the story, and safety!! I do not want to cause any panic attacks or anxiety attack because of an event caused in the story. Enjoy!!!]

"Stan, dude, I don't think this school is gonna be ANY better than the other ones.. I mean, what are the odds that someone's gonna even consider being nice to me!" Kyle says, pulling his hat down and his face getting all red from how nervous he was. 

Him and his best friend Stan had both gotten accepted into "South Park High School", along with their friends Kenny and Eric. In their middle school, Kyle got bullied for being jew, from jersy, AND having ginger hair. An forget it, he was dared to kiss Stan one time, and now even Eric and Kenny think he's gay. It was the biggest thing on every kids social media, FOR 4 MONTHS!!! 

"Well dude, if we thinkin' the way you is, the only person thas gon' be nice to you, is me. I'm suuurreee that people gon' be nice to ya'!" Stan replied, stopping Kyle and fixing his friend's hat. He's trying his very best to chill Kyle out, but Stan's whole 'gang slang' talk really makes him think. It's a bit hard for him to understand, being that he was raised to speak properly. After all, if he spoke the way Stan did, people would definitely know he's from Jersey!

Stan holds both of Kyle's hands, and looks the boy dead in his emerald green eyes. "I promise that everything is gonna be okay!" He says, giving Kyle a warm smile and squeezing his hands very slightly. "If anything goes wrong, I'll help you. You got me?!" 
Stan's voice was filled with enthusiasm, and he seemed determined as well. 

Kyle broke their eye contact to look away, a bit of blush creeping onto his cheeks. He wasn't gay, not at all! He maybe just got a bit embarrassed, sure. "Got you!" Kyle says back, smiling a bit and then looking back at Stan. They held eye contact for a bit, before breaking it, along with the little hand holding thing they had there. 

After what seemed like forever, they had made their way to their first class that they shared. It was Math, something that only Stan was good at. Kyle SUCKED when it came to adding a number to a letter and distributing that to the coefficient or whatever the fuck its called. In other words, it was just a mega pain in the ass. 

Kyle and Stan sat towards the back of the class and next to each other. Stan would pretty much die if he wasn't next to Kyle anyways. As they watch the kids walk in, they see Axel walk in with Cartman, those two have always been pretty close, and it was honestly kind of weird. 

"Those two are still friends? Dude, how has Axe not popped off on him yet?" Kyle asked Stan, looking over to him. 
"I dunno man, I mean, Cartman had to have made fun of him for something! His accent, his style, his hair, something! And Axe is short tempered as well, shits wild." Stan replied, speaking rather loudly. 

Before Kyle could reply, they could see the teacher walk in, great. Means it was time to start whatever the hell they were supposed to do in this atrocious classroom. Not gonna lie either, the classroom was quite literally gross and atrocious. It was decorated and themed as if it was a kindergarten class, and not a 10x^2x+3 kinda class. 

"Hello everybody, and thank you for making it on the first day of 9th grade! I will be your math teacher, Mr. Willow. Now since everyone here is new, and not many of you know eachother, I'd like for you guys to write up an introduction of yourselves for you to present infront of everyone! Of course, this can be done on paper, on a google doc, or if you wanna be fancy, a google slide! I can't wait to meet you all!!" Mr. Willow says, his voice seeming like he was the biggest fag known to man. 

Kyle was already nervous. A project?! Presented to people he.. don't fucking know. Yeah there was no way he could do this, or so thats what he was thinking.  

"Oh, I would also like to add, you can work with a partner, and make like, a duo presentation! Couples or friends, I don't care to be honest!! " Mr. Willow adds, sitting on his desk and crossing his legs. 

Oh what a relief. 

"Stan, wanna....." 

"Stan?"