Craig~hace water my room I was wondering where my guinea pig stripe was I haven't seen him since tweak left I called tweak 3 hours ago and ask him if he knew where stripe was but he never told me he just said he didn't have it I am very worried!
Earlier
Tweek~hello crack why are you calling we were just in your house a few hours ago I think it was just an hour
Craig~oh yeah sorry honey but do you know where stripe is?
Tweek~ no why would I know where stripe is he was with you the whole time
Craig~all right in that case I might ask the fat ass of Cartman if he knows at least anybody who could have took it my beautiful stripe
Cartman~DUDE WHAT THE HELL LET ME GO WHAT THE F***
Craig~NO YOU TOOK STRIPE DIDN'T YOU YOU'RE A NASTY LITTLE LIAR
*Cartman stared blushing*
Craig~why are you blushing do you have a sneaky plan huh Cartman
Cartman~ no not really I just start blushing when I know I'm about to kick some ass*kicks Craig and runs away*
Craig~there's only one other person who was with me or would know tweak maybe he lied to me but he's my boyfriend he's my honey if I'm going to get stripe back and he gives me a condition I will do it!
At Tweeks
Tweek~dear I already told you I don't know where stripe is!
Craig~well I know you grabbed him so tell me right now give me a condition I don't care I want my stripe back!
Tweek~ in that case....
*Twerk put some cheesy puff powder on Craig's toes and started sucking on them*
Craig~ ah~ah~AH~
*After a while Craig found stripe but....*
Craig~NO NO NO NO NO NO STRIPES STRIPE YOU COULDN'T RESIST THE COOCHIE YOU COULDN'T RESIST THE TUNA SMELLY COOCHIE YOU COULDN'T RESIST THE ONE WEEK NOT TO WATCH THAT COOCHIE WAS WAY TOO SLOWLY PLEASE PLEASE DRIVE WAKE UP I'LL PROMISE YOU WON'T SMELL ANY COOCHIE ANYMORE I PROMISE I PROMISE
Heidi~IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE WENT INTO MY PANTIES AND STARTED SMELLING MY STINKY COOCHIE
Craig~ my baby my baby you're my bye-bye side into my 😔😔😔😔
(Byeee coochies!!)
