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pedo cannibal

Felix:
You're so yummy yummy yummy
In my tummy tummy tummy
*Slurps*

Hyunjin:
*Burps*

Me:
Hyunjin.

Jeongin:
Btw those lyrics sound like what a pedophile cannibal would say to the fetus in their womb

Changbin:
Jeongin's cursed meter is shooting right through the roof rn

Minho:
Boi said "how cursed do I want to be? Yes."

Jeongin:
No but what else can you even understand from yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy???
Just a pedo parent being like, "I'm gonna cook you in pesto sauce once you're out bitch"

Hyunjin:
Oh god me when

Seungmin:
Hwang fucking Hyunjin
I fucking cannot fucking understand your fucking brain

Me:
Why is nothing normal in this groupchat? 😭😭

Jisung:
Okay but Hyun
Do you wanna be the parent of the cannibal in that relationship?

Minho:
RELATIONSHIP?????
JUST HOW ATTACHED ARE YOU TO YOUR FOOD, HAN JISUNG????

Jisung:
Food and i are intimately connected
And when we decide that we're gonna make a bond
I tell my ramen
"No turning back once we're connected"

Me:
Sounds like good lyrics tho
I might just pen that down wait a sec

Felix:
SOMEONE LET HYUNJIN ANSWER!!! >:((

Hyunjin:
Thank you lix ily
Anyways
I would like to be the parent in that relationship because I'm strong 😎😎

Changbin:
You do realize that you only need your teeth to stro-
Why am I saying this.

Minho:
This chat is cursed

Jisung:
I have a question

Jeongin:
Here we go again

Jisung:
Aren't children like poop?

Jisung is typing...

Minho:
That sounds so strange out of context

Jisung:
Like yk when people push children out of their... cum pouch? What is that place called?
Anyways
When the children are pushed out
They pop out like shit
So like yeah
Children are shit
Ban children

Me:
Nawww
Children are cute!!!!

Hyunjin:
Like me

Seungmin:
Can you FOR ONCE-

Felix:
Sungie, but then
What if a pregnant person is laughing too hard and then boom a kid pops out of them in the middle of a business meeting?

Changbin:
Those newborns have more brain cells than you guys

Hyunjin:
Obv they do
They're fresh outta the oven yk?

Jeongin:
And i thought I was the cursed one

Felix:
Yang Jeongin and the cursed child

Me:
I don't even remember how the conversation started
And how we ended up here

Jisung:
And i had another question

Jisung is typing...

Seungmin:
STOP!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO STOP!!!

Hyunjin:
Ooh damn Seungmin is a concealed exorcist
That's so hot yk 🥵

Jeongin:
No like what is wrong with you

Felix:
Hyun is probably touch deprived

Hyunjin:
This is why I love Felix

Felix:
Gay panik
HAUAKUAJWYWJGWWBNSNSHSNHSN

Changbin:
What am I even watching?

Jisung:
Hello my name is Jisung
And you're watching Disney channel

Minho:
Hello my name is Minho
And you're being so cute

Jeongin:
THAT IS CUTE????????
LEE MINHO WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF CUTE????????

Felix:
That's adorableeeee
I'm so single 🥺🥺

Hyunjin:
Ay Felix
Let's date

Me:
Hold uP-?

Felix:
KEYWWKU#(622+26}AKAIWJhajiaiwwjah????????

Hyunjin:
😏😏😏😏😏😏

Jeongin:
I think lix fainted

Changbin:
I did not expect to see this when i woke up this morning

(a/n: that took a turn

Idk it's 5 am and i wake up at 3:30 am so like yeah pardon my idiocy

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