#6 His stupid moments

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Ross- "hey babe can we order pizza for lunch" your boyfriend pouted cuddling up to you like a cat. Through your blurred vision you smiled and nodded as Ross gabbed his phone. You had both had a late nigh partying and you could just about handle keeping your eyes open no matter about cooking. You heard Ross sigh in frustration and grumble. "I've tried calling 4 times look" you squint at his phone screen and bite your lip. "Ross-" "yeah" "......you know that's the calculator right" You cried with laughter as your bfs face turned red. "Oops"

Rocky - You and the rest of R5 never let him live down the "ginGer" mishap and no matter how much your boyfriend tried he couldn't change this. Recently you have been getting worried about your boyfriends sight as he had been walking into more walls and objects than normal Rocky. "I'm fine. My eyes are great" he complained as you headed towards the parking lot. "Let me just find the keys" You stopped to look in your bag. You click the button to open as you hear the familiar beep. You then look up and hear your boyfriend yelling "Flipping door won't open!!" He was yanking the handle........of a completely different car. You were about to say something when a middle aged women approached you both and spoke to rocky. After explaining the mistake he walked back to you with crimson cheeks. You held back your laughter to save him from more embarrassment and got into your actual car.

Riker- You head out of the club, it's 2am and your drunk boyfriend is latched onto your arm spinning around in circles. Your friends stood bashing laughing at his drunken state as he started to breakdance. You couldn't resist the temptation to film his stupidity. "I love youuuuuu" he yelled in a drunk slur. No one could hold back there laughter. "LETS GO GET MILKSHAKES" with that your bf bolted off and. CRASH! Straight into a bundle of trash cans. He sat dazed in the rubbish. Everyone immediately grabbed there phones snapping pics as Riker's face turned into a tomato. The exact shade it was the next day when he was nursing his hangover and you decide to let him relive the night with pictures and videos. Another stupid moment for the memory book.

Ratliff - tonight your parents were coming over for dinner.....unfortunately you didn't have time to tell Ratliff. You panic as your parents walk in, you think of all the worse scenarios to make yourself feel better as nothing could be that bad..right? Enjoying catching up with your parents, then you hear the door bang. He jumped into the room grabbing you by the waist and kissing you passionately as he always did, you could feel the heat on your cheeks as you knew your parents were right there. You gently push him away of which he frowns at you in confusion until "Ellington, it's lovely to see you again" your mum says eyebrows raised yet a smile on her lips hiding away. Ratliff just freezes, his face darkening to cherry red cheeks. "Oh my goooooosh" he yells running out the door. You try so hard not to laugh at his stupidity. He then walks in shirt, tie and blazer. He smiles at you before walking to your parents "Mr and Mrs y/l/n it's great to see you again. your looking well" he flashes his charming smile but embarrassment is still evident on his face. You can't help laughing now and your dad has to join you as you laugh at Rats actions.

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