Ode to Dearest Ella

Ode to Ella

You get home from school on Friday and when you got to your room your called out by your parents and they say a Targaryen prince has claimed you as his bride and when you walk down the aisle its a lizard man with wings and he spits acid at you and you have holes in your face like the moon and when you go to bed his reptile claw is spread across your stomach and then you hear a faint wind and look up to see your window open and look at the edge of your bed and see Aemond staring at you and you pee yourself so he changes your sheets and runs you a bath and delicately cleans you up whilst whispering sweet nothings in high valyrian and you dont know if hes insulting you or not. And then the next morning you wake up on the back of vhagar your arms wound tightly around aemonds waist and you've drooled on him and he gelty wipes it away it away and says "you silly goose" before fire is blown at you and you go bald and its your lizard husband come to take you back so aemond draws his sword and kisses you passionately before jumping onto your lizard husband and fighting him in air and all you can do is watch as your love and annoying husband fight. Then the sky opens up and niki comes down sining "I am" by jamie bower and it blows the lizard man to shreds and aemond goes falling into the ocean and you dive after him and pass out and wake up on a beach as aemond strokes your hair and kisses your forehead slowly whispering "sleep darling your safe now". And then you have 56 of his kids and live in a cave until your 89 and die in battle beside aemond leaving yout 56 kids orphaned.