Unrequited Love (& other clichés)

Who has a crush on you?

Stan
●Kyle
●Stan and Kyle got to know you around the same time since they do almost everything together, but Stan just got there first. rip Kyle

Kyle
●Craig
●I can totally see a love triangle thing going on where you have to decide whether you want to go back to Craig or start dating Kyle instead

Cartman
●Kenny
●Bro Kenny is so confused at how you chose Eric over him. Flabbergasted. Man stays awake at night thinking about it

Kenny
●Kyle
●Kyle just can't win. He knew that you and Kenny were getting a close and STILL developed feelings. Seriously we all need to let Kyle catch a break

Butters
●Stan
●Similar to Kenny and Cartman, Stan is so confused at how you chose Butters, and constantly stares at you two in confusion. Butters is so lovely to you though, Stan just can't see it because he's blinded by Butters being a bit uncool to grasp why you would like him

Tweek
●Stan
●Idk, I just feel this way

Craig
●Butters
●Butters just likes you because you're nice to him or whatever, but Craig likes you for the same reason, and Butters just got there a little too late

Clyde
●Tolkien
●I could totally see a bit of a rivalry between Clyde and Tolkien because they're like really good friends

Tolkien
●Clyde
●Same as before, just in this reality, you choose Tolkien

Jimmy
●Stan
●You're sorta friends with Stan, but Jimmy just makes you laugh loads and can be really supportive and it's overlooked that he'd actually pretty clever and he loves that you see things in him that others don't. Same as a few before, Stan just didn't get lucky

Bebe
●Tolkien
●You're really good friends with Tolkien because he's just a nice little lad but he's not very good at expressing that he actually feels more than friendly towards you, and because of that, you ended up getting close with Bebe instead

Wendy
●Bebe
●Bebe thinks you're so fine and she hates that she couldn't get to you before Wendy and she hates that you spend more time with Wendy over her now