one time....

One time someone called me zaddy

One time i told someone beans were my favorite food and they asked me if i was dropped as a child

One time i spilled a bunch of pepsi on the floor and started putting papers that said "i hate myself" around the house (i was like 5) 

 One time i got someone to search up what queer meant

One time i said my sister looked like the pig from sing and she thought i was implying she would have like a billion kids

One time i got my cousin to say wonderhoy 

One time i farded really loudly in science and everyone heard it because it was during quiet time

One time i showed my buttcrack to people in kindergarden and i got told on 😭😭😭😭

One time i said "oh my gee williker" at a table in math and everyone laughed so hard i got disqualified from the table for my dispicable behavior

One time i bought a box with gum in it and we would smell it.. we called it the zaza box

One time i called a spider "terrance"